Wine-jacked

When your underage roommate drinks your wine, then tries to hide behind the "open bottle policy" rather than admit that they drank it with their friends and boyfriend.

This term came first into use on the 7th of January, 2012 when a fridge was opened, and it was discovered that two bottles of wine were gone.

I've been wine-jacked! Quick, the authorities must be notified of this heinous crime!

by Wineless January 10, 2012

Snack-jacked

When friends, family, etc. come to visit and eat all your snacks.

My damn brother came over last night and snack-jacked all my chips.

by shamrock2157 October 28, 2012

fi-jacked

That thing when your phones data’s not working and it's because you phone is joined some "Log In" WiFi.

Ahh, that's why it's not bloody working Dave, I've been fi-Jacked.

by Airblocks WiFi Ltd February 20, 2014

camera-jacked

The act of discretely stealing someone's phone, taking random pictures, and putting the phone back where you took it from. The unsuspecting victim will later find the camera-jacked photos while perusing through their photos. For maximum effect, hopefully the discovery occurs while trying to show legitimate photos with another person. Examples of camera jacked photos are: selfies, butts, or desecration of the victims personal hygiene products, like a picture of their toothbrush in the toilet bowl.

"Hi boss. I'm excited about this new promotion. Let me show you the cute pictures of my kids. What is this?!?! Why is there a picture of a hairy ass on my phone. Wait. I recognize that hairy ass. It's my husband's. He camera-jacked me again. Damn you, husband! Damn you!!!"

by JerBearGRR April 19, 2014

House Jacked

Stealing real estate using legal or illegal methods.

The lawful owner of a house has been House Jacked when a person moves into a house without permission, refuses to leave when asked, and claims that the house is theirs.

by Vauban Schwarzwald March 2, 2015

Pillow jacked

When your significant other takes your favorite pillow and it can't be found

I went to lay down and I'd been pillow jacked!bitch was gone and nowhere to be found

by Pillowjack April 21, 2017

seth janke

This is the name of a hard working person who is very noble. He can do anything he puts his mind to. He makes the people around him very happy, he doesn’t have to do much though, all he has to do is smile. He is amazing, he will do anything to make those he cares about happy. He is also extremely good looking. He is literally the hottest person you’ll meet. When you’re around him you’ll feel like nothing else really matters, like being there with him and enjoying those moments is what makes you happy. He is the kindest, most loving person one can have in their life.

Seth janke is also a goof

by lil boat... May 30, 2018