Jack

Short for jack shit. he never flushes the bog after use so jack shit is ok.
Jack, you left a massive shit down the bowl again. Are you a spastic or something?
by asfdasdfsdfas January 18, 2018
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Jack is a DOG
And you are a FLOWER
When Jack lift his LEG UP
He gives you a SHOWER

A dog who always pee on everyone
If you see Jack run away from him, his urine smell will never come off.
by Ark Bahamut October 09, 2018
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Jack, is usually an asshole but he can be a good brother or a best friend. He usually cussed and acts like he is so tough but he is a short shit and he does shitty pranks
Wow you’re such a jack asss
by Rick lock fort January 04, 2019
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by RealDefintions August 23, 2019
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Jack is the type of guy that will fuck you over and will cheat on you with a butterdket. Don't trust him, he is horny as hell and will hump anything that moves. Don't let him into it life u will regret it. He cares to much about your boobs and butt and won't treat you right.
"That guy is such a Jack, he cheated on me with that buttersket."
by PurpleBitch676 July 27, 2018
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A word used to describe the act of masturbating. Saying you are "visiting Jack" implies to others (who know what it means) that you are on your way to masturbate. However, the term "visiting Jack" isn't the only term that can be used to describe the act of masturbating, you can also say "I'm having a drink with Jack", or "I had a long convo with Jack", etc. Just make it sound as if Jack is a person, but be very vague about it. Get creative with what you say.
"Hey bro, how have you been?"
"Yeah, I'm fine. Just on my way to meet Jack"
"Oh... I get you. Have fun, bro!"
by PoopSexBalls May 13, 2020
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he can shoot his cum from over a quarter mile

he can also shit up to 4 foot turds UwU
andrew: holy shit look how far he came
jack: its hot, right?? ;) wanna see me shit?
by Jack & Aiden November 18, 2019
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