Fam Zoned

Unlike being friend zoned, if you become fam zoned, there is NO way you have a chance wit shawty. She dubbed ya shit fam. Ain't no such thing as "fam with benefits"

Luke: "So how you and shawty doing?"

Bob: "She fam zoned me. Ain't no way she letting me slap now. "

by vanilla_chocolate August 10, 2016

Dead Zoned

When you express your feelings for another person and they not only reject those feelings, they completely ignore you and any contact you make.

"Yo I tried to talk to Derrick after I told him how I felt but he dead zoned me. I haven't heard from him in a month."
"Bruh, Kesha told me the other day that she's pregnant, Ima have to dead zone her man she trippin."

by C.Baritone January 7, 2019

zobo zone

When you are stoned out of your mind

Jeremy: I'm high as shit
Johnny: you're in the zobo zone

by Gjoke April 6, 2017

errorogenous zone

An area of the body that generates absolutely no sexual arousal of any sort when stimulated.

Dan: Gurllll, I'mma lick yo elbows 'til ya squirt...
Julie: Stop it fool - don't you know the elbow is an errorogenous zone?

by weyus May 17, 2018

wasian zone

Same as being friend zoned except because one is a combination of the white and the asian race.

"Yo did she dab for you?" "Nah bro, I got wasian zoned"

by FuckingBitches February 12, 2017

dick zone

1. The sociological inverse of the friend zone, i.e. (when a man is pursued only for sexual conquest and nothing else) 2. The compartmentalized “social zone” a man resides in, with a partner who he only entertains with sexual encounters.

Bro to Bro: “Yeah idk man she’s great and i kinda want to ask her out but she only talks to me for dick appointments. She’s like the opposite of clingy.”
Bro#2: It sounds like you’re in the dick zone my friend. Just try not to fuck it up.

Gf1: girrrrrl he gonna wanna wife you up them niggas always do. why you give it up just like that?
Gf2: chill chill ima keep him in the dick zone i ain’t about that bs with his baby mama drama havin ass. he grabs that booty like a bag of cash tho🤑

by slikkrikk June 11, 2018

Ten-Zone

It's when an oblivious 10 sees herself as like a 5, (e.g. the girl-next-door type) rates a hot guy a 10, and thinks he'll only date 10s, and never give her the time of day...so she doesn't give him the time of day.

Jade: Yeah well, there's more nerd in your 'hot nerd' than there is hot. Just ask her out.

Tom: She wouldn't even give me a chance to show her I'm a super nerd. She doesn't even talk to me. She put me in the ten-zone because I'm too cute. It's so unfair, why am I so unlucky?! I just wanna play Dungeons & Dragons with her.

Damn these symmetrical features and strong jawline.

by Tori⁷ from HR July 5, 2021