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Friend Zone

This is a place you don't want to end up. When you ask someone out and they say, I think we should just be friends. This is be friend zoned.
Person - Hey, you go out wid me?
Person 2 - No, I think we should just be friends
Person 3 - Haha! You totally just got friend zoned!!
by CoolSparklyKid April 26, 2016
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Crowd Zone

Crowd zoning is when you asks someone out, and instead of the person saying no or yes, he or she proposes to go out with a whole group.
This can happen while asking somone out in the presence of close friends.
Unlike the Friend Zone, you can come out of the crowd zone.
Lisa: ''Hey speaking about ice skating maybe we should to it some times.''
Mark: ''Even better we could go do it with everyone.''
Johnny: ''Did she just got Crowd zoned?''
Me: ''Yes she did.''
by Weerribben October 22, 2013
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LinkedIn-Zoned

If you apply for a job or internship, and you get turned down, but the hiring manager or person you emailed offers to add you on LinkedIn, "for future reference". Akin to getting friendzoned, as you don't get what you wanted but the person is too nice to say no, so they offer a weak thing to make up for it.
"How'd that application go Joe?"

"Not great man, the HR rep told me I wasn't fit for the job, but she suggested we get connected on the job network site because she felt bad. I hate getting LinkedIn-zoned".
by LinkedIn Guy January 28, 2020
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Dude Zone

Worse than the friend zone usually used by guys
Girl: you look nice today. Guy: thanks Dude ...... Girl: I've been dude zoned....
by Wvhshmt February 15, 2018
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Wank Zone

The sacred time of disciplined commitment to ones self pleasure. This period is measured from the moment you initiate masturbation to the point ejaculation is complete and the jizz is disposed of.

The duration of the Wank zone varies from wank to wank due to a variety of contributing factors. However, studies of urban dictionary user's browser history and the average refractory period have estimated that this time can be anywhere from 90 seconds to 2 hours and 11mins.

Stimuli available at initiation and the proximity of either your spouse, children, co-workers or any other phenomenon can effect the duration and location you choose to enter the Wank zone.

Two popular strategies include the Top Deck and Clean and Jerk. Both can be performed hastily and efficiently in a bathroom under the cover of another activity. Typically, your device is positioned with a restricted viewing angle in case of detection (don't forget the mirror), volume down, blu tooth off and the exhaust fan on to enable more volume. Then stream your selected pornography (cumshot compilation or anal cum swappers are recommended) and enjoy being in the Wank zone!
Boris was fully established in the wank zone flogging himself silly when we barged through the door! Fuck it was funny! He said he was "just relaxing" as he extended his hand for an awkward introduction...John saw Boris's phone and was certain the female porn actress was urinating!
by LFBG2FG January 6, 2020
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Dead Zoned

When you express your feelings for another person and they not only reject those feelings, they completely ignore you and any contact you make.
"Yo I tried to talk to Derrick after I told him how I felt but he dead zoned me. I haven't heard from him in a month."
"Bruh, Kesha told me the other day that she's pregnant, Ima have to dead zone her man she trippin."
by C.Baritone January 7, 2019
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Fam Zoned

Unlike being friend zoned, if you become fam zoned, there is NO way you have a chance wit shawty. She dubbed ya shit fam. Ain't no such thing as "fam with benefits"
Luke: "So how you and shawty doing?"

Bob: "She fam zoned me. Ain't no way she letting me slap now. "
by vanilla_chocolate August 10, 2016
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