Toxic Tunnel

When someone takes a massive and stinky crap in the bathroom and didn’t flush and you have no choice but to go in once their done.
Man, Jeff just came out of the bathroom after eating 3 burritos for lunch and now I have to enter the toxic tunnel.
by G-dog Moneypickle July 24, 2021
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Taint Tunnel

noun
1 : A person who tends to say things with complete disregard of how others will receive the message.

2 : Butt's hole.
1 : My friend is a top teir taint tunnel.
2 : Always wipe your taint tunnel from left to right.
by scottzero January 24, 2023
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sausage tunnel

A male penis that has been surgically altered and transformed into a female vagina.
Tom: Yo! I finally had sex with Tiffany last night. She was able to take all 5 inches of my manhood in her vagina.

Jeff: What do you mean in her vagina? Last year Tiffany was named George. He had surgery to turn his dick into a sausage tunnel. You just put your penis in another penis.

Tom: whatever! A hole is a hole ahole!
by SausageTunnel May 03, 2023
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Captain & Tunneling

The act of tunneling someone while you have your foot up on a barrel of rum
"We finished the latest episode of Night Court, and before the credits finished rolling, he had already started to captain and tunnel me."

"Captain & tunneling? Is that even legal in Rhode Island?"
by NirnrootSandwich January 15, 2023
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Tunnel bandit

One Individual who purposely loves anal from other males
“Oh I’m such a tunnel bandit in bed
by Wolfdiary1038 May 06, 2022
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Eisenhower Tunnel Challenge

The act of jacking off from start to finish while passing through the westbound Eisenhower Tunnel or eastbound Johnson Tunnel. The tunnels are located along Interstate 70 high in the Colorado Rocky Mountains. The tunnels deeply penetrate the hard mountain rock in order to cross the continental divide. The tunnels are just long enough to make jacking off feasible but are far too short for the experience to be enjoyable. Male travelers frequently pitch a pants tent involuntarily while making the voyage due to the altitude. This can be used to the participant’s advantage.

Female travelers may also participate by Jilling their way through the dimly lit tunnel. It is uncertain if any attempt have been made at this time.

There is debate whether team plays are allowed or if it is a solitary activity. Similarly, some still believe that the challenge is not completed unless the jacking or jilling is done while operating the vehicle.
A.A.ron: I finally did it!

Lee-yah: did what?

A.A.ron: the Eisenhower tunnel challenge! Had to stop in Silverthorne to get the mess off my steering wheel and then get some new Nikes!

Lee-yah: OMG that’s great! But weren’t you driving with your mom and grandma???
by itsbusted August 08, 2023
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groundhog tunnel

a tunnel groundhogs use to see if it's cold outside and/or see if it's still winter. it's also where british people eat stinky fish and chips before heading to the orthodontist
ex: "i cant make my hot sauce audition because i'm eating fish and chips in the groundhog tunnel"
by lc2401 September 08, 2010
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