dutch windowcleaner

The art of farting on a cold window and licking off the condensation.

What Bill never expected was to perform a Dutch windowcleaner in midwinter.

by Nero the Fox November 05, 2013

Dutch Hammonds

To have a abnormally large shit in a toilet.

One that would break the basin and be one hell of a ring stinger as it comes out.
Would fill the toilet with a massive log and block it for days.

Ah guys I went for one hell of a Dutch hammonds the other day.

I laid a Dutch hammonds the other day in a field.

I feel a Dutch hammonds coming on.

by benjaminbunny August 17, 2014

dutch tea

When a wrinkly old man who does not shower dips his dirty ball bag in his beer to make it a brown and dirty color.

Holy fucking fuck balls David, this beer tastes like a Dutch tea.

Shut up and drink your dirty ball water Garrett you curly headed fuck.

by Van Dammit February 25, 2015

Dutch Inhaler

The process of inhaling a fart via anus

"That bitch got a nice ass im tryna give her a dutch inhaler"

by EmptyAnnex August 22, 2018

Dutch Igloo

When one person traps a fart in a fridge and leaves it for the next person to smell.

I totally opened the fridge to Paul's Dutch Igloo this morning.
Mike's Dutch Igloo turned all of our produce brown.

by tallmangram January 23, 2019

Dutch Landing

When you accidentally Dutch oven yourself when going to take a shit. Occurs when you're standing in front of the toilet to pull your pants down and then you fart... then you immediately sit down on the toilet to shit but your face is now where your butt just was when you just farted a couple seconds earlier.

Goddamn it, I had two cups of coffee and a bowl of yogurt with fiber cereal this morning and had to shit really bad. Then I inadvertently gave myself a Dutch Landing.

by G. Godsey February 24, 2023

Dutch Dad

When you get your sisters girlfriend pregnant intentionally.

Janice and Jennifer are Mikes moms. Ron is Janices sister. Ron is Mikes dutch dad.

by Jack Nackerson June 17, 2019