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Howard

An old ass dude, the oldest living cell on the planet, a very old person. A howard is an old, ancient, pre historic being.
Jaxson is a Howard. He is old as fuck.
by Franklin Howard March 12, 2024
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Howard

He’s a very nice and sweet guy who always cares about people around him, but he also loves godzilla and spider man… wait no he doesn’t he only likes godzilla, he’s a gamer and loves minecraft with boys. he’s very funny and always says phrases like “chat is this real” and “were cooked chat” his favorite music is Eminem because he gets down to it.
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Hoyahoya

The act of taking alcoholic shots with friends or family
Shots are poured as you cheers and clink shots glasses you say "Hoyahoya" then down the hatch it goes. It's like saying cheese for a photo, before you take a shot you say "Hoyahoya"
by Lifted December 21, 2024
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Howard Carr

Someone who sucks jam, jelly or marmalade out of the saggy loose folds of skin that flap and sag over the feet of their maternal grandmother.
Urgh, I just stepped in something - I bet my dog has been Howard Carring again. I'll never get the cheesy smell of grandmother flavoured jam out of the carpet now!
by Erika Mustermann March 7, 2025
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Howading

What you say to someone when you are greeting them
“HOWADING?!”
by LINEBACKAH February 12, 2026
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Howard Buttlick

Nickname for the spineless and corrupt U.S. Secretary of Commerce appointed by the corrupt and incompetent Diaper Donald.
There goes Howard Buttlick, once again French-kissing the ass of Diaper Donald who just shit himself.
by LaughingAloud February 22, 2026
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