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sloppy bavarian french horn 

when a female,(or a male), performs onto another male, an act in which from the rear position one hand grasps the rod of their partner and squeezes at different intervels(like tapping the many buttons on a french horn) all the while blowing, with a little spit, into the rear of thier partner to the tune of "Oh When the Saints Cum Marching In"
Nathanial readied himself against the kitchen sink while preparing to require a "sloppy bavarian french horn" from his fiancee Campbell all the while maintaining the beat of "Oh When The Saints Cum Marching In" with the slapping of his ball sack.
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Horn of the ox that gored him 

Hair of the dog that bit him.
Next morning alcohol to alleviate hangover symptoms
He was bellied up to the bar at 9 a.m. for a "horn of the ox that gored him".

french horn 

Licking a woman's asshole while fisting her.
Holy cow, he really gave her the ol' French Horn when he fisted her while licking her asshole!
french horn by le hornster February 4, 2010

Hornbies 

Post 1989 supporters of Arsenal football club. Derived from the novelist 'Nick Hornby', author of Fever Pitch. A book about how he was such a huge Arsenal fan, he couldn't be arsed to travel 200 miles to watch them win their first title for 18 years.
The Hornbies have developed a case of Wengervision again.
Hornbies by Jonny December 23, 2003

Horn scraped 

When you get your dick sucked .
That girl is pulling tricks i just got my horn scraped
Horn scraped by Jeremy Larkin November 14, 2006

to hit the horn 

to take a hit of freebase cocaine from a glass pipe (aka: the horn)
Those guys scored some blow and are going to hit the horn tonight.
to hit the horn by chrishub December 16, 2008
That one friend Mel who is a massive sex pest. She likes to think she’s not but admits that kitty needs to be fed daily.
My girlfriend Mel is such a Hornbag, this morning I licked her arsehole and now she wants me to go fist deep.
Hornbag by Penguin06 September 11, 2018