High Class Hooker 

Girls that go to Ridge High School. (A girl with money, who wears a little less clothing than a porn star in Algebra II)

A girl(the high class hooker) walks into a classroom, wearing a a tank top that covers half her stomach, and barely half of her boobs, and a short ripped up jean skirt, that's just a couple inches off her ass, and heals. She sits down in her assigned seat.
"Excuse me, Miss. _____, you are not dressed for school, please leave the room," her 24-year-old male teacher states.
"Oh, so you were looking at me?" She replied with a smirk.

High Class Hooker by A girl from October 21, 2005

fishnet hooker 

A girl who is addicted to a guy and will do anything to be with him forever. Even if the guy doesnt like her, she will stay by his side forever.

#1: Jocelyne you fackin fishnet hooker get away from Perry.
Jocelyne: NO!!! MY PEAR WEEEE HES MINE ALL MINESSS
#1: ur crazy beeyatch

fishnet hooker by P GIMME March 17, 2005

Smelly Pirate Hooker 

A shot that will be sure to knock you on your ass...if you want it to. Created by myself and a good friend on the campus of Purdue University, be sure to visit Harry's Chocolate Shop and ask for one, they'll know what your looking for!

Ingredients:

1/3 Malibu Rum
1/3 Pineapple Juice
1/3 Bacardi 151

If you want it extra smelly, go a little lighter on the pineapple juice and a little heavier on the 151!

Hey bartender! Can we get some smelly pirate hookers over here!?!?

Smelly Pirate Hooker by NateDawg583 July 10, 2010

pirate hooker 

A cheap one legged, one eyed prostitute who services men for extremely cheap. Hopefully she carries around a parrot on her shoulder.

Dayum i skull fucked that pirate hooker sarah riley helluh hard last night.

pirate hooker by siesta October 24, 2006

smelly pirate hooker 

One who wears mesh tank tops, daisy dukes, or those shiney richard simmons shorts. Also anyone that does not agree with your point of view.

Bill is a smelly pirate hooker. I can't believe he wore his mesh tanktop again...

smelly pirate hooker by Frank's 'n beans May 14, 2006

jewish hooker 

jewish hooker means a girl with a longg nose. and is as tall as big bird jr. and walks the street hoping that someone will pick them up so they can get paid. they all look alike (big bird sr. and big bird jr.) all jewish hookers look the same. most men love jewish hookers.

jewish hookers is someone who looks like a big bird with a long nose, brown eyes and long hair like a hippy. they love there sex.

jewish hooker by adlkjalejfedfa October 22, 2006

Pirate Hooker 

A girl who follows guys around and calls them "captain" in a seductive way.

"Tyler and Marie are Mark's Pirate Hookers"

Pirate Hooker by JMAN36969 December 11, 2009