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chin hook

A game you play when you attempt to hook your chin to your partners ball sac. Also known as Pirates Cock Eye as you normally end up with a cock in your eye.
Chris chin hooked this guy and got jizz in his left eye!
by Biltong Hunter February 25, 2020
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jizz hook

An extremely erotic imagining that can be summoned forth when you feel the time is right to bust a nut.
1. Dude, my jizz hook is your mum's rack,

2. I need to find a new jizz hook, pearl necklaces just don't do it for me anymore!
by The Commandante March 8, 2010
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granny hooking

To shag a prostitute over the age of 50
by Fit bitch September 4, 2017
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lunch hooks

Keep your lunch hooks off my stuff!
by A DeMartini May 11, 2021
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Hades Hook

When you're all out of lube, but you've got a cheeky bottle of Tabasco by the bed. So you Tabasco lube up and give her the ol' hook around.
"Ah mate, that Porshia girl was mental last night. She let me give her the old Hades Hook"
by MadBantsForMadLads June 18, 2016
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j-hook

A "J" Hook is when you incert you finger, most commonly the middle finger, into a womans vaginia and curve it upwards to form a J. You then preced to tickle the womans G-Spot until the female sits up, grabs you be the ears, and screams "FUCK ME, NOW".
Daniel gave Melissa the J-Hook last night. See cummed all over the new bed sheets and could not walk because her legs were so weak.
by 1hank1 March 17, 2007
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red hook

by totallylostasusual January 5, 2005
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