captain hook

someone whos dick is formed in a hook shape.

GRL 1:holy shit did you see jake cohens pee pee?
BOY 1: yeah man he has a captain hook!

by jakeisgay May 5, 2004

Alaskan Meat Hook

When a girl defecates into a condom, freezes it, then uses it as a dildo.

Alice: Oh man, I gave myself a gnarley alaskan meat hook last night!

by Tanner Simonovich October 9, 2011

the hook

1. To get fired
2. To get pulled from a game

1. Jon got the hook for showing up drunk to work.
2. They should have given that motherfucker the hook after the first interception!

by Tdm December 2, 2003

Rusty Hook

To Insert your finger into your anus and then fishook the inside of someones mouth attempting to scratch the inside of there mouth.

"Oh My God! You Just got Rusty Hooked! your mouth is all shitty and bloody!"

by matt fortune November 12, 2006

off the hook

Intense or out of control, but typically in a good or fascinating way. The term is derived from a boxing metaphor - when boxers train on a heavy bag they can knock the bag "off the hook". Also see "knock him out of the box" for another popular boxing metaphor.

Did you see that Russian climbing video? Damn, those dudes were flipping off four story buildings! It was off the hook!

by Stephen Mola November 3, 2007

fairy hook

The small cloth loop sewn into the center back of Oxford-style boys shirts. This loop has no apparent reason, but during elementary and middle school years, they often are pulled off or torn off by others to tease the wearer of the shirt. Of course, this damages the shirt, causing more grief for the student from their parents. Similar to fairy button. These two terms seem to be indigenous to Florida in the 60's-70's, as I've interviewed many individuals and no one outside that area seems familiar with the term.

"Hah, hah... Marie pulled off David's fairy hook while we were standing in the lunchroom line!" "Now he's going to get it when he gets home."

by evonleue September 1, 2007

On the hook

The state of a car/truck that is being towed due to breaking down.

"My uncle's Volvo is a piece of crap. I swear it spends more time on the hook than on the road."

by ratdude747 June 7, 2013