chloe hobbs

likes to have sex with rabid dogs, goes ibiza with caitlin sheppard and the lads, is not as cool, pegs ancient tombstones

your so strange like a chloe hobbs

by strange people September 5, 2025

Machete Hobos

That guy sure is handing out a bunch of machetes... And booze. Technically allowed! Machetes can be purchased at any hardware store and you can give gifts as freely and charitabley as you like.

Hym "Ooo machete hobos! That'll be... Something. I guess... It'll be as good as it is good and as bad as it is bad... Yep."

by Hym Iam December 2, 2025

pulled a hobbs

drink alcohol until you pass out. get completely blitzed

The last time i pulled a hobbs was at my batchelor party.

by robnrandy November 7, 2007

blaine brian hobbs

The best person u ever meet

You met Blaine Brian hobbs wow im jealous

by BeeMab April 22, 2018

hickton's hobos

The most powerful army

Payed in Big Macs

Man1: did you hear about the decrease in the homeless on the street

Man2: yes it’s because of hickton's hobos

by Raven109 September 2, 2020

Pulled a Hobbs

Saying you’re going to be somewhere at a certain time, then bitching out and ghosting everyone when they check to see when you’ll arrive.

He said the meet here at this time, now he won’t pick up the phone.

He just pulled a Hobbs.

by Stretch2212 November 15, 2023

Tobias Isaac hobson

Perhaps the squarest of all of the homosapian species yet still the most “nigger” like than anyone. He loves bogdan and the “school Gyat” that he holds very dear to his heart. He has a short temper and will be very quick to lash out at anyone. He is in love with men and has a wife by the name of lucian who his frequently gives rimjobs to. He also has an “antaena” which stick very high into the atnosphere

Damn is that THE Tobias Isaac Hobson, I think I’m gonna cum

by Tobiasenjoyer69 June 1, 2024