Hingery

The feeling you get when you're upset about the internet being slow.

Gosh, my WiFi is so slow, I'm so hingery right now.

by Torimeph January 16, 2025

Hingelebrity

Recognizing someone because they’ve been on Hinge for so long

I saw Dan back on Hinge again - he’s my favorite Hingelebrity

by koolkat9369 February 25, 2026

hingey

A person that feels attraction towards weak people

Guy 1: "Ohhh.. i feel so hingey towards that weakling.."
Guy 2: "Please shoot yourself immediately"

by unc_nnected September 13, 2025

hingenuity

Clever resourcefulness regarding pivoting metal plates.

Rodney Merchfield had sold all of da Merchfield Lead Company's office doors to settle da firm's petty-cash account, but we aren't told whether he'd also had da hingenuity to actually unscrew said movable flaps from da wall or merely remove da pintles.

by QuacksO October 14, 2025

Sad Hinger

User of the dating app Hinge. He clearly has plenty of reasons not to want to be on the app but chooses to match with people anyway, message passively giving hints to the state of his troubled soul then stop messaging abruptly scarring your self esteem.

You’re not another sad hinger, are you?

by Cri410 August 23, 2019

Bag Hingerman

The professional wrestler and brother of Hulk Hogan. Instead of yelling out "brother" at the end of every sentence, he yells out "Bitch" like the famous cook: Jesse Pinkman, or "Mommy" like the submissive slut he claims to be. Don't let that fool you, he'll put you on the ground in the ring and he won't let up. He has his special move called "Planetary Absorption" where he jumps and lands stomach first on his opponents. EVERYBODY GET READY FOR BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAG HINGERMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNN

Wow, I can't wait to watch Bag Hingerman at his next show. I heard he's tackling the whole Among Us cast

by LEFTCHEEKLEFTCHEEKLEFTCHEEKKK January 20, 2023

Get Hinged

To be completely unhinged; off the rails to the point that your friends call you out with gusto.

Get hinged.

by Mr. Hifty July 10, 2025