Shrek'd Hard

When someone is already shreking you but just gets harder, and harder until their pussy gets tighter making the shreking harder and more pleasureable

I got Shrek'd Hard last night by Tre and I want his bbc inside of me again.

by Nobody laasa jzgdhdgsudybdbd April 26, 2017

izzy harding

The hottest girl ever she is just too good.

Person one: Do you know izzy harding?
Person two: Yes! She is the hottest girl ever, she is just too good.

by oscaroscar April 3, 2021

Uncomfortably hard

Having a unintentional boner in a situation were it is inappropriate

My girlfriend was crying and I was uncomfortably hard

by Uncomfortably hard punk music April 16, 2022

Gettin' hard

A term used to describe a situation in which one may receive joyous boner.

Blake: "Yo dude, there's a dank ass bag of dorito's in the pantry."

Jordan: "Gettin' hard!"

by TheMysteriousB October 30, 2011

hard-wintering

Derbyshire term which applies to conversation, typically between farmers in the local pub, in which they recount the hardships faced in their profession over the years, often profusely laced with hyperbole.

"That's nowt! I remember back int' '62 when we was working in snow up t' necks digging aht sheep non-stop fer a week. Now that were a winter that were!"

"Ah' quit with yer hard-wintering and get yer round in"

by drbollocks May 22, 2009

hard but fair

A statement made out of truth when something in life is negative but neccessary. People that understand the consequence of the act and accept the risk can use this statement, no one else.

Person 1 (square): How's life treating you? Everything going your way?

Person Being Honest With Themself: Hard but fair...

by Mister-_-McGill May 22, 2020

hard reset

The act of eating Taco Bell to shit away your hangover.

Fuck I'm hungover, time to hard reset my ass.

by IHitChildren March 7, 2017