Caught White Handed

Getting caught cranking it right when you cum.

"Dude I was so horny, so I started jerking. Right when I exploded, my dad came into my room and I was caught white handed."

by yedster14 March 15, 2012

3000 gaw gaw double handed twist

When a women or man twist a mans penis, with two hands till it turns purple. Then proceeds to twist and spit on the penis, till theres a chewy bit of foreskin left.

Greg: Damn I just got the 3000 gaw gaw double handed twist.

Fred: How was that?

Greg: The bitch took my foreskin off.

by Kermit clit December 9, 2019

helium-handed blonde bimbo

A blonde who likes to steal things. The helium in her hands denotes her light fingers.

The helium handed blonde bimbo got caught trying to steal from her pimp. She still loves him, but she won't try THAT no more.

by hello April 5, 2005

hanger

A small piece of shit that hangs on your ass and when you go to wipe, you realize it hasn't fallen and makes wiping a real mess.

I spent extra time wiping my ass because there was a hanger that didn't fall into the bowl.

by kyzrsze January 13, 2011

Two handed Zamboni

As made popular by "How I Met Your Mother"

When a girl most likely in Canada as it is a Canadian sex act is wearing nothing but two skates on her hands

Stan: Aw, man you should have seen Natalia she I walked in from the ice rink and she was doing the two handed zamboni!

Ron: Nice!

by Beauvoirismygirl January 8, 2012

Handwriting

A complete waste of time nowadays, since there are computers.

Grandpa: Let me see your hand writing.
Me: What's handwriting?

by TravesLeeSeesRed December 10, 2016

Hanger Nipples

The bumbs left by clothes hanger, normally in the shoulder area of a single males shirt due do lack of ironing.

Mark came to work with a polo shirt on, but his hanger nipples where sticking up on his shoulders.

by Stephen Sands May 16, 2007