hambirge

Silly way of saying “hamburger”

Person 1: Man I could really go for a hambirge right now..
Person 2: 🤯

by RAVI!! November 27, 2023

hamburber

the retarded way of saying "hamburger," seen when children inhale a shit ton of carbon monoxide

"Hey Alen, what did you have for dinner last night?"
"oh, I had a hamburber :3"
"hamburber?? HAMBURBER??? I LOVE HAMBURBER MMMMMM-MMMMMM"

by mangotang_91 May 21, 2024

Hamburg Pancake

A Hamburg Pancake is when a man ejaculates into the hand of their partner. Then the partner, with the semen in hand, slaps them across the face as hard as they can, splatteering the semen across their face, head and all around.

Jimmy and Sally made a Hamburg Pancake in the living room yesterday. I had to throw away the couch, I still have to clean the ceiling and I have no idea where the cat ran off to.

by Vojko February 8, 2026

Hamburg ferris wheel

The Hamburg ferris wheel is when the male partner is lying flat on his back while the female partner takes the penis anal. Then the female partner starts rotating with the penis in her anus. While rotating she urinates in a circle around her and on the male partner.

Babe, lets try out the hamburg ferris wheel.

by WrightFlight12 January 15, 2026

The Hamburglar Touch

After giving a facial, the man goes to “grab a towel”. The man proceeds to ransack the kitchen of booze and deli meats, then make for the nearest exit.

There’s a bunch of wine in the fridge, I hit this divorcee with the hamburglar touch the other night.

by Filthyrandall November 2, 2025

Killing it in Hamburg

Lame humour that would work for a German audience

“Germans are stockpiling Sausage and cheese, they are preparing for the Wurst Käse scenario” - “You’re killing it in Hamburg”

by A?bra March 17, 2020