A pathetic insult used by the scientifically illiterate, religiously indoctrinated, low intelligence, and poorly educated members of the flat earth movement to refer to anyone is aware of the scientific fact that the world we live on is an oblate spheroid (nearly a sphere).
Look at that GLOBETARD, he believes in "gravity" and "science". YouTube tells me he is an idiot. I can't see a curve and the sun looks really close to me when I leave my mom's basement. Pass the crayons, I'm hungry.
by Fluffywastaken June 2, 2021
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A runner, a ripper, a hoe, and a bopper!! meaning they like to fuck , suck and swollow. Originated in the bay area, san pablo.
"Damn man, did you see that globetrotter?? As soon as that girl walked out the bathroom 20 other guys walked out pulling up there pants!
by Berto D. June 27, 2006
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I am out of here. We are in Prague and Ryan is having a Global Meltdown and yelling at the nice waitress. Get him a broom to pick up his scattered mental pieces and have him call me tomorrow when he has his s*&# together. Unacceptable.
by Bartendress February 2, 2006
Get the Global Meltdown mug.glob is a senseless variant of blog a short more efficient variant of weblog. it has however raised the class level of weblogging to reaches never before achieved.
god wont those losers ever get with the times? blog is like so yesterday. all y'all wish you were as cool as me with my glob.
by bigposerhead February 7, 2005
Get the glob mug.The Projects of Sydney. Some areas of Glebe contain a lot of government funded houses which mean a lot of troubled kids..
by eshayz! January 27, 2005
Get the glebe mug.When you take a fat hit of some kind of cannabis extract(usually dabs, on rare occasions hash is substituted) and it hits you so hard that you can barely remember your own name
Tyrone: yo, come thru. I just picked up some Errl
KuntaKinte: On my way rn, fam.
**between 5 and 10 minutes later**
Tyrone: Yo nigga, you good?
KuntaKinte: yeah man, I'm just globbed up
Tyrone: Good, because it's your hit
KuntaKinte: On my way rn, fam.
**between 5 and 10 minutes later**
Tyrone: Yo nigga, you good?
KuntaKinte: yeah man, I'm just globbed up
Tyrone: Good, because it's your hit
by Fro (aka Smokey) February 4, 2017
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