Langing gear

The same as 'Landing gear' but said with a stuffed nose

The plane crashed due to langing gear failure *sniff*

by the struggling student January 29, 2025

Gears

Old man who is also a smart ass faggot.

"Hey do you fw Mosquitos?"
"No I don't fuck bugs weirdo."
"Who else but Gears."

by bearybandit February 27, 2025

Fighting Gear

Australian slang for cutlery.

G'day Knackers, could I have some fighting gear for me steak please?

by Doodab March 5, 2025

Top Gear Maths

When you round up a number to the next most impressive figure specifically to make an impact.

Dave spent £857,945 on snacks last year. Using a little Top Gear Maths, that's a million pounds!

by TayBoop March 14, 2025

Snorkeling Gear

A self defense technique where a male performs a front hand-spring whilst nude, landing his genitals square upon the assailant's face. In doing so the defending person's testicles rest within the aggressor's eye sockets, while the tip of the protagonist's penis falls inside the antagonist's lips/mouth.
The hope of such an action shall cause enough shock and/or shame to de-escalate the situation.

You best stop acting goofy for you get Snorkeling Gear.

by Vek'naminus April 18, 2025

Arabian gear shifter

The act of using a males penis as a gear shifter whilst making car noises with your mouth.

That girl last night was amazing! she gave me the best arabian gear shifter...

by tasmanian tickler May 29, 2025

Gear

gear is a word synonymous to “cool” or “good”. it’s similar to “rad”, but better because rad makes you sound old.

“it would be so gear if i could come over today”

“that skateboard is so gear”

by AnonAssEater August 1, 2023