tech goggles 

Also afflicts students at New Mexico Tech. Similar to Riddle Vision.

(Tech Student) Damn! That chick is HOT!

(NMSU Student) I think that's a horse...

tech goggles by NM Rox March 15, 2005

bee goggles 

The inability to accept that words are spelled correctly or incorrectly due to the obscene diction or the even more obscene length of an essay, term paper, dissertation, etc.

Damn these bee goggles. There is no way that mispelled is spelled misspelled.

bee goggles by Salvationisnigh April 24, 2008

glam goggles 

huge womens sun glasses that hipster chicks wear

That girl with the glam goggles was so freakin hot!

glam goggles by FidelChatstro August 18, 2008

shame goggles 

You know how, when you do something embarrassing, there always seems to be a hot guy/girl around to witness it? That's shame goggles in action. Under normal circumstances, the person would be average, decent-looking but not extraordinarily hot. But because you have just embarrassed yourself, your brain makes them hotter to amplify your shame. The more embarrassing the blunder, the hotter the person will become.

Girl 1: I can't believe that hot guy just saw me step in dog poo!

Girl 2: He's not that hot. Take off your shame goggles. And wipe your shoe.

shame goggles by Melly D. August 21, 2011

sugar goggles

Similar to beer goggles, someone appears better looking after having done something sweet.

Brian's cute, but after he spent an afternoon complimenting me, I looked at him through sugar goggles and he was even better looking!

sugar goggles by AudiTiger October 26, 2011

height goggles 

A phenomenon similar to beer goggles. When a tall girl over estimates the attractiveness of a guy because he's taller than she is.

Wow. Olivia definitely had her height goggles on when she agreed to date THAT guy.

height goggles by thebaseballstar August 5, 2012

Mud goggles 

1a When the uppermost of the two sexual partners engaging in the classic 69 position, defecates on to the other participants face. The true 'mud goggle' effect isn't reached until the stool droops over covering both eyes.
2a when your friend makes a potential mate out to be less attractive than they actually are, because of foul mood -they are said to be wearing "mud goggles"

a. Steve gave Martha some awful mud goggles last night, he probably wont ever see her again
b. Jessica sure was attractive, but mark said she was a real shovel face poor guys wearing the mud goggles tonight.

Mud goggles by NonsenseLock December 18, 2012