Fucked Up Facial

Normally only done in pornography, when a man or multiple men, ejaculate on a woman's face completely covering it in semen.

Since it was her first porn, Mary let all three men give her a fucked up facial to show she is up for anything.

by Porn-Off January 6, 2011

hotter than a half-fucked fox in a forest fire

hot to an extreme degree; unbearable or intolerable heat, also as related to sexual desire, i.e. very horny

Man, I'm hotter than a half-fucked fox in a forest fire (usually expressed by a female) Meaning in this sense could be duplicitous, as in hot in the literal sense, or hot as in dripping wet horny.

by Tim Browne April 3, 2004

fuckles

Somewhere between cuddling and fucking, there are fuckles.

"Baby I miss you so much, I can't wait to give you fuckles."

Or

"I love you, let's fuckle."

by Olia April 15, 2006

Getting Fucked

1. To have sexual intercourse.
2. To be take advantage of, betray, or cheat; victimize.
3. To make a mistake; bungle something.

I paid too much, I'm getting fucked on this deal. (victimized)
I'm going out tonight, I hope to be getting fucked later. (sexual)

by MsCtrl January 24, 2009

fucked 3 ways towards the sun

saying that someone is crazy/mad in too many ways to count.
but with no diagnosed illness. they just appear very strange.

saying that there are too many things extremely wrong with someone to even begin to start to describe them. used when referring to mental-wrongs not physical or situational.

you need to watch out for that girl, lydia.
she is fucked 3 ways towards the sun!

(also used in the film "wedding crashers" when vince vaugn is reffering to a bonkers female character who wont leave him alone)

by id really rather not put my name November 15, 2007

Throat Fucked

The term Throat Fucked is used when someone has endured been given violent head.
Being Throat Fucked involves a man slipping his penis down someones throat and thrusting hard.
Throat Fucking may result in gagging, choking and vomiting.
Also known as Throat Fucking.

Be careful when getting Throat Fucked

I got Throat Fucked last week and vomed everywhere, but he still managed to skeet.

omg, Dizzee got Throat Fucked by some Meathead.

I Throat Fucked dat bitch, yeh man.

by dizzee moo September 30, 2008

fuckleshit

A word that is used to describe utter amazement, and shock. Not to be confused with shittlefuck.

Fuckleshit! I just found a penny in my butthole!

by Brian Boytano January 20, 2007