by pussylicker12 June 21, 2010
Get the Foshing like the ocean mug.1.when a woman gets down on her hands and knees, relaxes her anus to the point she can almost breathe out of it. then a man comes along and kicks her dead in the ass.
2. when a man cruises through all the chicks at a party with a goal of sleeping with the smelliest cunt available.
2. when a man cruises through all the chicks at a party with a goal of sleeping with the smelliest cunt available.
joe: that party was off the hook last night
johnny: i was mackerel fishing there... ended up with some stank ass bitch named amy. wow that was a smelly beef curtain.
joe: at least you got some.
johnny: i was mackerel fishing there... ended up with some stank ass bitch named amy. wow that was a smelly beef curtain.
joe: at least you got some.
by baseman151 December 29, 2009
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E-Fishing Disease also known as (EFD) consists of a high urge to go fishing while browsing the internet. The symptoms generally start upon looking at other peoples fishing photos. Some of the side effects are enhanced expectations (I.E. you think you can catch the same size fish as other peole), which usually leads you to spend a lot of money and fail anyways. E-Fishing Disease infects 1 in 5 males in America and 1 in 25 females.
Dude 1 - Dude what the **** did you see the size of that catfish?
Dude 2 - Yeah, its not that hard all you need is a river, some bait and about 8 hours of time
*1 week later*
Dude 1 - WTF we caught nothing
Dude 2 - MOTHERFU**ing E-Fishing Disease!
Dude 2 - Yeah, its not that hard all you need is a river, some bait and about 8 hours of time
*1 week later*
Dude 1 - WTF we caught nothing
Dude 2 - MOTHERFU**ing E-Fishing Disease!
by Defftik April 7, 2010
Get the E-Fishing Disease mug.The act of a man shoving one of his arms into a woman's vagina and pulling out her intestines one by one. Then frying the intestines on a grill and eating them for a meal.
Phil: "Would your wife like to join us for dinner this evening as well?"
Tim: "No I'm afraid not. I went Minnesota Ice Fishing with her last night and pulled out her small intestine and bladder, then buried her body in a ditch."
Phil: "Can I have the leftovers?"
Tim: "No I'm afraid not. I went Minnesota Ice Fishing with her last night and pulled out her small intestine and bladder, then buried her body in a ditch."
Phil: "Can I have the leftovers?"
by Mydickislikeamovie Uncut October 27, 2011
Get the Minnesota Ice Fishing mug.A game that is played in jail. To catch a "Fish," an inmate would find a fairly new member in the jail. They would then take them to meet the "Fisherman," or the gang, after which the Fisherman proceed to gang rape the fish, all the while chanting "fish.....fish.....fish.....fish....." The fish has then been caught
Let's go fishing
by kananakook May 29, 2009
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A male goes into a public bathroom to drop a deuce. Unknowingly, the bowl is filled to the brim with a prior dude's diluted s&*t plus bowl water. The bowl is clogged, but since no water has spilled out onto the floor, the male is unaware of any problem.
So, said male unbuckles his pants, turns around, and -- with blessed innocence -- sits his ass down on the toilet seat, and in doing so, dunks his unsuspecting balls into the slightly chilly tea of diluted fecal matter.
A male goes into a public bathroom to drop a deuce. Unknowingly, the bowl is filled to the brim with a prior dude's diluted s&*t plus bowl water. The bowl is clogged, but since no water has spilled out onto the floor, the male is unaware of any problem.
So, said male unbuckles his pants, turns around, and -- with blessed innocence -- sits his ass down on the toilet seat, and in doing so, dunks his unsuspecting balls into the slightly chilly tea of diluted fecal matter.
by Ae5Ea8 October 22, 2016
Get the ice fishing mug.Bill says " Hey Tony's head is up that girls shirt, but she looks like shes enjoying it,... he must be fishing"
by James Davis August 14, 2007
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