Javier Flobeirto Marcial

a small mexican which takes 45 min jerk sessions and puts off hanging with his only 2 white friends

Connor : get yo lil ass out here javier flobeirto marcial!
javier : hold on i need taco taco taco
cody : can i nut on your pillow?

by rat_pee March 12, 2020

UD Flood

When you look up something about Urban Dictionary and all that comes up are definitions on urban dictionary.

UD Flood:I trued to look up “how to vote on urban dictionary” and the results were UD Flooded with definitions of the with vote.

by iabast December 25, 2020

Flagga-Floob

Another word for boobs

"She has a real set of Flagga-Floobs!"

by BakerBob33 January 6, 2022

Moie’Floie

A positive feeling that creates happiness.

When i walked into the room, and seen everyone’s smiling faces there expressions showed that they felt very moie’floie.

by Mr. Moie’floie May 14, 2022

Sexual Flood

When a woman gets off so violently when her significance of there goes down on her and he needs floaties in a row because he will go through massive waves of vaginal secretion and come

Oh crap I didn't see that coming of never had a sexual flood before

by thequeenbiatch June 10, 2022

Mr flood

Mr flood is a man who molests people's shoulders with his sweaty unwashed hand

Mr flood: Hey laddie *molests your shoulder* hows your day going
Kid: what the fuck

by officedaddy September 20, 2022

Anal Flood

When you give a girl an enema and force her to hold it in before you perform anal sex. This causes contractions that can be pleasurable to the man.

It is advisable to have her use a dueche first as this may have disastrous results if she is not in complete control of herself.

Dude, I gave her an anal flood before I put it in and I could feel her bear down on me the whole time.

by Dr. McNasty420 August 20, 2023