flat pellegrino

water

invented by Internet phenom Kassem G.

When I want to sound fancy I say I'm drinking flat pellegrino

by James K. Polkz August 25, 2010

flat

Fucks Like A Tiger.

Yeah. She's flat as hell.

by Clarence Oddbody January 7, 2005

flat stanley

a fighting move that slams a guy down.

i gave him a flat stanley.

by daman October 28, 2003

flat smacking

When the flat earth reality is presented to and argued for unexpectedly causing cognitive dissonance and triggering a globe earth defense response or generally condition of shock. Being slapped in the face unexpectedly with the truth that you have been lied to and tricked into believing you are living on a sphere that is revolving and rotating through space.

The other night at the party I gave Fred a good flat smacking with the truth that water can not curve therefore the earth must be flat; it pissed him off.

by Big FLATso October 16, 2017

Flat Tire

when you punch a person in their breast implants so hard that they burst, thus giving their chest the appearance of a flat tire.

I accidentally elbowed her in the left tit and now she has got a flat tire

by jermlova March 18, 2011

Flat Leaver

When your counting on a friend to show up to meet you or do something with you and they don't show up or come through.

He's such a flat leaver he told me he was coming with us.

by Soni November 24, 2003

as flat as a witches tit

When the atmosphere has dropped and has become boring

This house is as flat as a witches tit!

by Lizzie Palmer October 22, 2008