Wi-Fight

Common in apartments where individuals have their own Wi-Fi networks. Wi-Fights are usually started by one person using someone else's unsecured Wi-Fi network. The opposing parties then engage in verbal debate by changing their Wi-Fi network name's to words of dialogue for the other one sees when they view Wi-Fi connections around them. Originally coined by CollegeHumor

Excerpt from a Wi-Fight:

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im using edward to torrent porn
LINKSYS
038783001
edward
Winternet is Coming
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im using edward to torrent porn
LINKSYS
038783001
hah suck on my secure connection
Guys please stop fighting
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Whatever you iTunes library sucked
LINKSYS
038783001
you got a problem with the DMB?
Seriously come on stop
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Yeah it stands for Dis Music Blows
LINKSYS
038783001
WHERE THE F**K DO YOU LIVE
Just take a deep breath man
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by Captain Jack Mehoff June 10, 2014

moon fight

When you are so drunk while fighting that you feel as if you are spinning, often while breathing similar to an astronaught

Around midnight two guys were having a moon fight until one of them was taken to the hospital

by Orangepies April 8, 2017

Sex Fight

A sexual competition between two or more players where’d you have to make your opponent orgasm/ejaculate before they make you in order to win.

Sex Fight = First To Cum Matches/Competitive Sex

by Chief Mfkn Keef June 7, 2022

hind fight

When you and bae disagree about something that happened so long ago it doesn't matter.

"Where were you last night?" "Josh and I got into a hind fight about who recommended Breaking Bad to whom"

"Why are we hind fighting about what restaurant we ate at?"

by roonil wazlib December 7, 2017

Billow Fight

Like a pillow fight, except instead of whacking each other with pillows, the combatants are blowing huge clouds of smoke on each other. The bigger the cloud, the better. Bonus points for making them cough or struggle to see.

"BILLOW FIGHT!"
*blows monster cloud of smoke in your face*

by Big Ernest January 12, 2023

pelvic fight

A fight issued between a man and a woman, often out of anger or frustration upon their counterpart. Demonstrated by the continual, often repetitive assault of one's pelvis against the other's. This act can be carried out with or without clothes on, but is more effective when nude. If done properly, neither opponent should be able to stand.

In a pelvic fight it is difficult to determine the winner. The one standing at the end should be the winner. However, if done properly and unable to move or stand, the winner is the one who ends up on top or in the more dominant position you end up being in.

If there are more than two combatants in this pelvic fight, then you must have a process of elimination, similar to the Super Bowl's tournament methods, up til you have two combatants going for the gold.

Did you hear about Britney Spears ending up in the Mental Ward? I bet she'll miss all the random pelvic fights she used to get into.

Thunder Down Under have several homosexual pelvic fighter champions of the world.

by Seilka Dracon January 11, 2009

fighting dreamers

WE ARE FIGHTING DREAMINGS

"Wana listen to ok a naruto song -friend- sure! -10 seconds later- WE ARE FIGHTING DREAMERS

by URMUM SO FAt THANOS CLapED September 25, 2020