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funk-diddly-umptious

A funk, foulness, or hideousness so extremely repulsive, it is almost desirable or appealing.

A dialectical object or state of an object that should disgust but somehow intrigues rather than repels.
The stain she left on my sheets was totally funk-diddly-umptious, I almost didn't wash them.

Strip Club Customer A: Did you just see where in da hell that ping-pong ball just came out of?
Strip Club Customer B: Yeah, that was SO funk-diddly-umptious.

Dang, I must have been really drunk with all the sake and sushi! Look how funk-diddly-umptious my puke looks!
by Machiavellisbitch April 3, 2006
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Funk Blast

A particularly potent or powerful ejaculation. Or, a Seattle Mariners home run.
"Yo, I'm gonna Funk Blast this girl in the face so hard it'll leave a dent."

"Ichiro rarely drops Funk Blasts at work, but when he goes home after a long day at the park, you know he's ready to Funk Blast the wife."
by Funk Blaster July 17, 2010
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Flunk Out

Flunk Out - verb

To flunk out is to party on a weeknight before a test, exam, quiz, etc. One gets so inebriated that he/she flunks his/her test, exam, quiz, etc. Another word for faded, throwed, or any other synonym, but with more meaning.
"Hey man, do you plan on going out tonight? You have two exams tomorrow."

"I plan to just flunk out tonight."

"Damn shame, my dude."
by Animal Edge July 8, 2012
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skunk funk

The lavish aroma of smegma (a cheesy substance beneath the foreskin of an uncircumcised penis).

In exaggerated cases, the odor of the "skunk funk" can be life threatening due to bacteria from a yeast infection(which has symptoms that include redness, swelling, and a pasty discharge).
1.
Girl(1):so how was it last night with Ryan?
Girl(2): eh, I'd rather not talk about it...
Girl(1): why, whats wrong?
Girl(2): after going down on Ryan i...
Girl(1):you what?
Girl(2): I ended up with the worst case of skunk funk breath!
Girl(1): Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!

2. "doctor i think i might need some antibiotical cream for my skunk funk..its really putting a damper on my sex life"
by roo bear! June 19, 2006
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homie g funk dog

Something Justin says when he's drunk to a black guy in an alley.
*black dude* Sup' yo?
*Justin* Nothing Homie G Funk Dog!
by ZacsPenny February 24, 2004
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Funkarific

an adjective denoting something, someone, or somewhere as as very in vogue or cool.
Hey man, that sweater-vest is funkarific
by Travis Johnson September 11, 2003
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funk-a-dunk

The act of knocking someone's ballcap off of their head via an upward swiping motion on the bottom of the sunvisor portion of said cap.
Joe walked up and gave me a 5 point funk-a-dunk...
by BabyFaceFinster July 20, 2008
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