Fat Bastard

Your dad after he eats the goddamn cake you we're saving for later.

"Did you eat my cake?"
*crumbs on face* "No."
"Thanks a lot you fat bastard."

by The Space Potato August 14, 2017

fat pocket

richness.
someone who has fat pockets is rich, aka their pockets are so big from all the bills/notes/money they are carrying in them.

can also be fat pockets

wow how'd that bitch get so fat pocketed??

psh, she is a golddigga fo sho, look at her with that old fat pocket!

damn that dude is one fat pocket look at his new ferrari!

by A-Dogg to the Izzle December 16, 2005

Fat Americans

Term used by much of the English speaking world to define the causes of all the worlds failings, Fat Americans know no love, sympathy, or empathy, all they know is the directions to the nearest McDonald's to lard up, complain about high fuel prices, support international poverty and block social reforms.

Person 1: why is my Netherlands house being swamped by seawater?

Person 2: Because the Fat Americans cannot be bothered to walk more than 5 metres so drive instead.

Person 1: ahh i see

Person A: Why is my country in so much dept?

Person B: Because the Fat Americans wanted sub-prime mortgages

Person A: Motherfukers

by mundaun April 25, 2010

Fat Turkey

A daring sexual manoeuvre where the female lies on the ground and the male proceeds to sit on her throat slowly choking her, after that he shall fart causing her to gasp for air like a fat turkey.

"man last night I gave her the fat turkey."

by Stinkybeef21 July 8, 2017

fat shit

illegal mexican or nigger who is a fat ass

Look at Melissa the FAT SHIT. What a Jurassic B-tch! She's 5'4" 600 lbs black hair thick black glasses and a crack whore!

by Dark Knight6 February 5, 2022

FAT Scale

The FAT scale is the single most important measure when judging women. Each letter represents an element of a girls features F for Face, A for ass, and T for Tits. Each letter is then assigned a number from 1-10, depending on how hot she is. 1 is disgusting, 5 is average, 10 is unreal. State their score in respective order. For example, a pretty girl with an average ass and big tits might yield the score 7, 5, 8.

Guy 1: I got laid by a sexy bitch last night!
Guy 2 FAT scale her!
Guy 1: 8, 10, 9!
Guy 2: I hope you rode that ass like a Mexican!

by Huculak October 27, 2011

fat wap

this noun, often refers to the naming of a fat person. used colloquially, in the southern area of cheshire, this vernacular term can be compared to fatty, fatty bumbum and other horrible names. Used normally to offend, behind the persons back.

"my Maureen, she is one hell of a FAT WAP"

or

"i was walking to work the other day, when this FAT WAP jumped infront of a bus."

by JoeW May 17, 2006