Wake up in the morning with a morning wood and the need to pee then one fart-starts to get it going.
by Alejandro6969 November 17, 2012

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by Edfoo August 17, 2016

A fart meiser is defined as someone who is extremely self conscientious about their farts; therefore, they will hold in their farts even when it is dangerous to theirself and the ozone layer.
by AQuaFineA July 11, 2011
