Fanny wadge

The juices that flow from the vagina!!
A typical Scottish word.
These usually smell of fish, or is it just the bitches I have been with?
I don't know but, hey thats what fanny wadge is and that's what in my experience they smell of!!

"Gee's a wadge er yer fanny!!"
"By Joe,I think she has fanny wadge runnng down her legs!!"

by Corpse July 25, 2004

Fanny pouch

Glaswegian term used to describe a curvaceous females fat fanny.

Aka Fanny bulge.

Scottish guy 1: "Last night, I was pure shaggin' a fat burd. I was heavy bouncing on her fanny pouch. It was soft and spongy like yer maws clootie dumplin'!"

Scottish guy 2: "Naw, Mare like yer sisters ginger flapjacks!"

by weaveintothewin2 March 7, 2012

fanny gash

a small vaginal shaped hole that usually is caused by chaffing to the trousers of bending over and ripping your pants

omg peters trousers chaffed so much that a fanny gash formed

by LizzoF March 29, 2009

Fanny Bandit

Often Discribing a Homosexual or Gay individual, often said to provoke arguements and is just another use of an insult.

Person 1: You are so poofy.
Person 2: Me poofy? you are the one that looks like a Fanny Bandit.

by Draknoss September 30, 2008

fanny butter

the placental residue of a woman's vagina. very chunky

for breakfast i had Matt's fanny butter on toast

by Muff_Diver October 2, 2003

fanny fart

a fart from a womans genitals, used as an insult

'What are you doing, you fanny fart?'

by jonathan November 10, 2003

FANNY WANKER

A female who is an idiot

God Jodie, you really are a fucking fanny wanker you know

by Joey February 15, 2005