lebanon fail

when the electricity suddenly goes out and there is a black out , or when the internet connection is so slow you feel like breaking your computer even though its not your computer with the issue .. its the shitty internet connection and shitty electricity.

Shadi: Fifa world cup is on its brazil vs. Argentina ! lets watch!
*electricity goes out*
shadi: damn .
ayman: Lebanon fail

i wanted to watch a video on the internet today but the internet connection was really slow

by CANADA_EH June 14, 2010

Epic Fail Syndrome

Having a pointless, useless existance and never amounting to anything in life. Much like being a useless tool no one wants to be around and overall general douchebaggery and never doing anything right. Also being known as the Karen of the group (see Dane Cook joke).

Sarcastic Jackass #1 : Kyle is just...so fucked up. He must have the Epic Fail Syndrome. It runs in the Demartino family.

Sarcastic Jackass #2: Yeah, why else would he have to lie about going to college. Did you hear he actually ASKED a girl to "reserve his spot for a partner project"? Who the fuck does that?

Sarcastic Jackass #3: Lmfao what a faggot

Girl (EFS subject asked to reserve spot) : OMFG I cant stand that fucker! Hes gotta have some sort of learning disability, he jsut stands there and flips his hair. Damn right he has Epic Fail Syndrome!

by karend...FAIL August 17, 2009

Epic Fail

A failure of epic proportions, often happening during an attempt at what should have been easily attainable.

the fact that you had to look up Epic Fail.

by UndergroundInsomniac July 24, 2009

Anti-Fail Points

Points that are awarded to a person the generally fails at life. If the person does something that is done correctly or accomplishes a task without hurting them self and the task is done like a normal person, then Anti-Fail Points will be rewarded. Once a person has earned enough Anti-Fail Points, they will be considered a normal non-failing person. (That will be determined by the normal people.)

Justin: Good job, Nick!

Nick: Now do I have enough Anti-Fail Points to not be considered a failure?

Justin: No, Nick. Keep working on it and maybe one day you will!

by Cody R... August 3, 2010

Sneeze Fail

The epic disappointment felt when you feel the urge to sneeze and it doesn't happen. Especially annoying when someone says "bless you" when you're making the I-have-to-sneeze face and then you can't sneeze.

I hate sneeze fails.

by abakerchick September 22, 2012

Epic fail

The lamest thing you can possibly say.

Usually said by lame high school underclassmen who haven't realized that it's not a cool thing to say, and in turn look like complete idiots to anyone who happened to hear them.

Bill: Hey Steve, can I borrow your calculator?
Steve: Oh sure. *attempts to hand Bill his calculator, but accidentally drops it*
Bill: EPIC FAIL!
Steve: Oh sorry, I thought you were cool. No, you can't borrow my calculator.
Jim: And I don't want to be friends with you anymore.

by levia December 5, 2009

Sex Fail

Some one who has failed Sex Ed. at least one time and has been, or currently is, pregnant; usually a teenage girl.

Wow, look at her, she got held back twice AND she's pregnant.

Ya I know, she's a Sex Fail.

by PyroDarkness October 23, 2008