your a failure you know that
by asian dad21 February 23, 2025
Get the failure mug.Pronunciation: ˈfa-gət
Origin: French
Rhymes with -
baguette | faggot | maggot
1) A rainbow baguette
2) A frenchman
3) A gay man
4) The guy breathing down your neck at the Target Self-Checkout line
5 a) Someone who cuts you off in traffic
b) Someone who is a sloooooow driver
6) your best friend
Origin: French
Rhymes with -
baguette | faggot | maggot
1) A rainbow baguette
2) A frenchman
3) A gay man
4) The guy breathing down your neck at the Target Self-Checkout line
5 a) Someone who cuts you off in traffic
b) Someone who is a sloooooow driver
6) your best friend
ex) -- a rainbow baguette
**enter a bakery that you normally wouldnt step foot in, but gf is sick asked you to go across town to pick up a VERY specific bread for GOD knows why and now you step up to order**
Baker: "Hello, step on up. How can I help you?"
You: "I would like ONE faguette, please."
ex2) -- a frenchman
**You see man with mustache in beret, white-and-black broad-horizontally-striped shirt, and white pants holding a baguette**
You: "AY, FAGUETTE!"
ex3) -- gay man
**Two guys making out and check geo-location to notice you're not in a 50mi radius of San Francisco**
You: "AY, BROKE-BACK FAGUETTES!"
ex4) -- guy breathing down neck...
**Man standing too close behind/You can feel all 98.6 degrees F of him on your neck**
**Appropriately shove him**
You: "AY, FAGUETTE! BACK TF UP! You breathin down my neck!"
ex 5a) -- get cut off
**man driving POS Honda weaves thru traffic like its GTA V and cuts you off**
You: "you Fucking FAGUETTE!"
ex 5b) -- too slow... he's a Sid
**left lane is going - JUST slow enough to make you want to switch over, but JUST fast enough that the next lane seems like it would just add more minutes to your drive."**
You: "MOVE! You FUCKING faguette"
ex6) -- BFF
**You pull up to buddy's house with a cold case of Modelo and you smell the grill in the back**
You: "Ayyyyyyyy... wassup you fucking faguette! Here FOO~ ITS MODELO TIME!!! "
**enter a bakery that you normally wouldnt step foot in, but gf is sick asked you to go across town to pick up a VERY specific bread for GOD knows why and now you step up to order**
Baker: "Hello, step on up. How can I help you?"
You: "I would like ONE faguette, please."
ex2) -- a frenchman
**You see man with mustache in beret, white-and-black broad-horizontally-striped shirt, and white pants holding a baguette**
You: "AY, FAGUETTE!"
ex3) -- gay man
**Two guys making out and check geo-location to notice you're not in a 50mi radius of San Francisco**
You: "AY, BROKE-BACK FAGUETTES!"
ex4) -- guy breathing down neck...
**Man standing too close behind/You can feel all 98.6 degrees F of him on your neck**
**Appropriately shove him**
You: "AY, FAGUETTE! BACK TF UP! You breathin down my neck!"
ex 5a) -- get cut off
**man driving POS Honda weaves thru traffic like its GTA V and cuts you off**
You: "you Fucking FAGUETTE!"
ex 5b) -- too slow... he's a Sid
**left lane is going - JUST slow enough to make you want to switch over, but JUST fast enough that the next lane seems like it would just add more minutes to your drive."**
You: "MOVE! You FUCKING faguette"
ex6) -- BFF
**You pull up to buddy's house with a cold case of Modelo and you smell the grill in the back**
You: "Ayyyyyyyy... wassup you fucking faguette! Here FOO~ ITS MODELO TIME!!! "
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Get the Fagust mug.Hym "Failure to make a concerted effort to keep me alive. Me dying isn't going to save your. You haven't made a concerted effort to keep me alive and the bodily harm clause allows for ACCIDENTAL death (upto and including getting hit by a drunk driver). Now, it doesn't say anything about ME keep MYSELF alive. It says YOU have to make a concerted effort to keep ME alive. You motherfuckers really struggle with the YOU vs ME distinction don't you? So, killing me, letting me die, denying me care. None of that is going to stop anything. OK? You get it. MY thing IS going to work. YOUR thing is not. You don't do what I do. Me. You. Get it? OK."
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