salmon sucking fanny lick

verb. Technique used in tiresome mariage. Couples who find them selves less and less attacted to each other sexually insert a live salmon into their lovers vagina or anus and will proceed to lick the salmon into submission while giving their parter exceptional levels of pleasure.

George: You know Mildred I'm not sure you do it for me anymore.. you know bedroom wise
Mildred: Get the salmon...
George: Of course a salmon sucking fanny lick!! Our mariage is saved!

by Day_tomo November 29, 2007

Fanny

Fanny is the most beautiful person you might meet in your whole life. She's beautiful, talented, brilliant, incredible, amazing, show stopping, spectacular, never the same, totally unique. Everybody loves her but Emma loves her even more. She loves Kpop, so she is even more perfect. If you have a Fanny in your life, you are so lucky. Keep her in your life! She's precious. That french accent tho. She has beautiful big green eyes with eyelashes longer than your hair.

OMG! Fanny is the bestest person in the world, I love her

by emmabedbed January 30, 2020

Dakota Fanning

A great actress that is young but is an excellent actress. She is only 11 and soon to be 12 on February 23. She was in movies such as: "War of the World", "Hide and Seek", and "Man on Fire". All great movies.

Guy 1: Wow have you seen that new movie with Dakota Fanning?
Guy 2: Witch one she's in so many?
Guy 1: The newest one "Kingdom of Hearts II"
Guy 2: Not yet I'll have to go see it.

by American_Redneck January 6, 2006

fanny lancer

A flaming homo. This particular breed prefers to be the dick giver rather than the dick receiver. Fanny lancers are stuck up though, and they refuse to give reach-arounds. Also known as butt gunners.

"That fuckin' fanny lancer packs some serious fudge.

by Justin Timberlake June 25, 2003

fanny burp

to expel gas out of ones anus;to fart

After eating a bag of doritos, i fanny burped extremely loud.

by t-holl July 28, 2004

fanny face

a wee odd shaped hairy armed ugly fcker who u could just call fanny face! she is one insignificant creature whos in charge of many people & abuses her position, god help them!

have u got 2 minutes? no i havent, fuck off fanny face!!!

by odd shaped hater February 15, 2008

Dakota Fanning

An American actress who has acted in many alright movies with big stars (Tom Cruise, Denzel Washington, Robert Deniro). She's often called a great actress, but she's not that hot. She's mainly used for screaming, screaming, screaming and wide, spooky eye shots. Her skills as an actress are mediocre at best, but screaming and having your eyes pop out in the same movie as Cruise or Washington might pay off. Sadly.

In War of the Worlds, Dakota Fanning just ran and screamed.

In Man on Fire, Dakota Fanning just ran and screamed. And cried.

In Hide and Seek, Dakota gave her scary O.O stare. And screamed.

by bethuzeluh August 17, 2009