droopy-eyed armless children

someone who is feeble and/or a lightweight.

Coined by Charlie Sheen in an interview with ABC News about his drug use.
The run I was on made Sinatra, Flynn, Jagger, Richards, all of them look like droopy-eyed armless children
by theFishPillow March 11, 2011
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One-Eyed Trouser Snake

A variation on the ever-popular "Trouser Snake", however the prefix added to insure that there is no doubt to what exactly the person is referring to which is coiled in his pants. That is to say, a penis, especially one of considerable length, doubly so if it's snake-like, and almost most certainly if the possesor of said wang must tuck it in his sock or coil it up. See also- Trouser Snake
"Xavier, a refined gigalo on the streets of Canterbury, could raise a generous tuppence with the help of his one-eyed trouser snake"
by Sekkai December 13, 2003
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One Eyed Pecker Wrecker

A slang term for butthole. Usually used in the context of a girl who has a tight ass but can also be used as a greeting or an insult.
1. Did you see the one eyed pecker wrecker on that bitch that just walked by?

2. Whats going on you one eyed pecker wrecker you want to go grab a beer after work today?

3. Say another word you fucking one eyed pecker wrecker and i will knock your teeth out!
by Ryan Rietkerk April 11, 2007
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one-eyed spitting cobra

It's pretty much your mom's favorite animal. Indigenous to the trousers of the mutant and bred for its skills in sex. Usually directs its venom at the eyes when agitated.
The one-eyed spitting cobra is an endangered species. Only one is known to be left in existence.
by the mutant October 09, 2005
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One-Eyed Cousin in a Carwash

A hand-job done using shampoo, soap, dish detergent, or a similar substitute.

e.g. "Man did you hear how Sami's mom gave me a one-eyed cousin in the carwash last night?"
e.g. "Man did you hear how Sami's mom gave me a One-Eyed Cousin in a Carwash last night?"
by ASaad May 22, 2009
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one-eyed-trouser-snake

A snake that likes to live in the trousers of men. They are very unusual creatures which like to be caressed, licked and played with, and they spit on you through their one eye when they are happy. The fluid ejaculated is a sticky white substance that can be quite salty. They vary in size and colour and can sometimes be quite hairy. Beware of these seemingly innocent creatures though as they may contain diseases which can cause anything from rashes to death.
Sam has a 12 inch one-eyed-trouser-snake in his pants!! It spat on me last night when I was over.
by Mattie-Louise April 08, 2009
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