Dr. Mattias

The afro love doctor of divinity. His swag cannot be compared.

Dr. Mattias us the doctor of swag.

by Futile Nine March 11, 2015

Dr Duckling

A floating duck who floats in people's pools he turns into jake jr when you put a phillies cap on him. He protects the diving board.

I love dr duckling

by Shaq Diesel47 July 19, 2014

Dr. L

A dumbass that always loses. This man will lose 101% percent of the time. Everyday for him is another L. Doesn't finish stuff either, making him even more of a loser.

Scenario #1-
Person A: Look at Dr. L passing by.

Scenario #2-
Person A: See that guy over there?
Person B: Yep. He is such a Dr. L.

by Medical Technician July 20, 2020

dr/dc

Didn't read...didn't care. Started reading something and realized I didn't give a shit and stopped.

Famous author started to explain a plot point in his novel and I quickly got bored and stopped reading. DR/DC

by EpicureanJim September 23, 2016

Dr. Suess

What society thinks he was: A beloved children's author

What he really was: A fucking asshole who disliked children and drove his wife to suicide when she became very sick with cancer.

Here's to Dr. Suess: An author, and a sociopath.

by Ubeenbamboozledson August 10, 2021

Dr. Hoontar

The best proctologist you'll ever meet. The only person I will ever let touch my butt. Well versed in the knowledge of colons.

Dr. Hoontar is the best proctologist! He saved my butt many times!

by Dan Sapion February 8, 2020

DR. DOPE

A guy with a very large head. He loves Dope so much he married it. #Dope

DR. DOPE in the building BITCH

by DR.DOPEEE July 25, 2018