douchebag

n. and adj. interchangeable . One who wears a stocking cap when it is greater that 65 F and the stocking cap worn when it is over 65 F

"Hey! Nice Douchebag!, is that from Urban Outfitters?"

"Look at that douchebag! It freaking 90 degrees out."

by itto August 10, 2008

Douchebag

Someone who acts like they are the shit, in all reality is not.

Tyler: Dude, i cant come over today.

Nick: Why?

Tyler: My house got hit by a meteor.

Nick: Your a douchebag tyler.

by Foxhead August 21, 2010

Douchebagdad

the origin from which douchebags came from.

this kid is the biggest douchebag i have ever met, he should go back to Douchebagdad!!

by SJ23 January 19, 2011

douchebaggage

intangible things, feelings, or circumstances that cause one to behave in a douchey manner

When you come in here you need to check your douchebaggage at the door.

by xfit kid September 25, 2010

douchebag

Someone with an over inflated sense of self worth combined with low lever of intelligence
see Jersey Shore for further explanation

That guy is a Douchebag by the way he dresses and acts

by 123215fas August 28, 2012

Douchébag

Being past the levels of jerk and asshole but below fucker and mother fucker.

Brhi:Chloe, Conor's a complete Douchébag. He's a know-it-all just forget him.
Chloe:Yeah.

by Jayy~Sky November 1, 2012

Douchebag

Someone who throws others under the bus. Takes advantage of children. A snake unworthy of walking this earth.

I think I'll be a douchebag today and pretend my kid is mentally retarded.

Don't mind the crimes I am committing; I'm just a douchebag.

by Anon911 October 12, 2014