cocky douchebag

A man who thinks he is hot shit despite facts.
See Jp Jordan for a real living demonstration
by Craven February 01, 2005
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Disney Douchebags

The Jonas Brothers plague which Disney has released upon the world.
Hey you know that one Disney band with the song SOS? Who are they?

Oh the Disney Douchebags
by Kittenz Arin Koni May 10, 2011
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douchebag shifting

denotes shifting gears of vehicle, especially motorcycle, at high RPM for no apparent reason
That ricer obviously does not care about his gas mileage or the decency of the neighborhood, he's douchebag shifting.
by yzfpt April 28, 2010
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Liberal douchebag

The disorder is characterized as an overwhelming desire to be noticed and willingness to engage in any attention-seeking on non-conformist behaviour to the betterment of their agenda. They are never wrong, have a disdain for any capitalism or any facts that go against their ideology. They are hateful hypocritical and have a unwarranted need to be against almost anything and anyone who does not fall exactly in line with their warped view of the world that only they feel is the “the way things should be”. They lie, deceive and make up and exaggerate facts all in accordance to their agenda
“That self serving liberal douchebag is the most arrogant prick one would ever meet.”

Almost any issue, point or fact ever brought up with any liberal douchebag can be answered by one of the following by a Liberal Douche-Bag

A. Uh, huh? Total CRAP, same baloney you hear on Fox news or “World Nut Daily”

B. As Spock says, "The needs of the many out weigh the needs of the few."

C. Ronald Reagan is responsible for this entire mess NOT list their favourite liberal icon.

D. This can all be traced back to killing Muslims for oil and the CIA's installation of the Shah.

E. Your choice: (1) The 2000 election was stolen or (2) The 2004 election was stolen.

F. A review of the key arguments: (1) I am never wrong; (2) Refer to 1.

G. This conversation is over.

H. Move on to something real... OR call a time out and arrogantly remark “go study the issue”

I. The days of the stupid white male are over, get used to it
by visgoth April 22, 2010
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douchebag 9000

Jennie is trying to be wicked funny but she isn't. Shes a douchebag 9000
by Matt O'Connor July 05, 2006
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douchebag-accordion

my scottish neighbor insists on playing the douchebag-accordion at 6 am
by mitchbeard February 06, 2010
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schrodinger douchebag

An individual, generally male, who says offensive things, either sexist, racist, or otherwise bigoted, and decides based on the reaction of those around them whether or not they were kidding.
by Cooper1988 May 28, 2020
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