I dont know, can you?

Teachers favorite quote

Person A: Teacher can i go to the bathroom?
Teacher: I dont know, can you?! 1?1!1!?11!!1
*Person A is annoyed as fuck*
Person A: Fuck you stupid fucktard teacher. Suck my balls and lick my ass!

by INFP 4w5 sp/so 469 phlegmatic May 4, 2023

why dont you back it up with a source

MY SOURCE IS THAT I MADE IT THE HECK UP

if you ever hear the question "whats your source?" just reply with that, its a meme refrence its funny trust me, plus its very helpful to use to make someone laugh

person 1: why dont you back it up with a source
person 2: MY SOURCE IS THAT I MA-

person 1: why are you like this

by Adolf-dripler December 6, 2022

you dont have time tell me twice

When you work with someone and they are staying late and you want them to go. But they still think there's too much to do but they have things to do elsewhere. This is what you say to them on the way of the door.

Them " there's a bunch more to do but I have to go. Can you finish up and do this... and this....?"

You " you dont have time tell me twice "

by Whiteswordgift December 9, 2022

DumpDive Dont's

dumpster diving is only reccomended when one can not see the bottom, the depth of seen trash would lead one to believe the skull will not immediately hit metal, and when the forecast is not rainy, wet, or hailing;. and when accompanied by an adult over the age of 16. And not black.

Was contemplating hitting up the alley behind Target but then I recalled the DumpDive Dont's

by anonymous December 9, 2022

Dont be a Weizul

Dont be a lil greedhole or Get The Shoulder

Dont be a Weizul
A response to when someone is being an asshole online

Guy 1: man, this guy is an asshole

Guy 2: then tell him "don't be a weizul".

by red maste 343 December 31, 2022

my hair it dont move

my hair doesnt move

my hair it dont move; bald headed big back ass bitch

by myyyyyyayyyy July 3, 2023

You dont have a dad

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imagine you dont have a dad

by himothy9000 August 23, 2023