Knowledge Dong

The metephorical penis size directly relating to ones intellegence. No relation to physical penis size.

Someone who is very smart would be considered to have a very girthy Knowledge Dong.

Person 1: Man you see the size of Kevin's Knowledge Dong?? Dude really knows how to record and report metrics to companies with shit metrics.
Person 2: It's really not that big.
Person1: Shut the fuck up Chad.

by KiddRed June 27, 2022

Dong-crete

Dried and hardened semen.

After a full night of love making, my sheets were crusty with dong-crete.

by fishless12 March 01, 2016

Dong Brow

Someone acting like an exceptionally big asshole. Worse than both an asshole and dickhead.

Wow bro, why would you do that? That's a real dong brow move, I swear!

Shut up dong brow, I don't want to hear it.

by armchair_hero April 23, 2019

Dong Duster

A perfect description for a mans ironic mustache in the style of a registered offender conjuring a vivid vision of said mustache clad lips mid fellatio being able to dust debris off of said member with his whimsical whiskers : See also “Dick Broom”

Did you happen to see Sully’s new mustache? It’s a real Dong Duster

by Dong Duster January 25, 2021

out donged

to provide a larger dong in a dong competition also known as a dick measuring contest.

damn dude, I believe I've been out donged.

by flexonmyex September 25, 2018

Dinosaur dong

Big asss dick

Look at tht dinosaur dong shits big

by Stormii_Amanda November 14, 2022

Dong dazzle

This can be used as a noun, adjective, or verb in many instances of extreme "Weiner Happyness"

"Damn Woman, you just Dong Dazzled me!", "Dustin came over last night and freakin Dong Dazzled Me!", "That would make him a Dong Dazzler!"

by Dustbuster22 May 16, 2010