shmolly dong

another term for penis. See dong, wang, burger, biscuit, diddly...

Dude. She definitely wants the Shmolly dong.

by Thediddly21 May 31, 2016

Konky Dong

Donkey Kong's large, abnormal penis.

Phrase originated from Luigi's Ballad- Starbomb.

Donkey Kong, that's a nice Konky Dong you got right there.

I'll kick that Donkey Kong right in his Konky Dong! -Starbomb

by T0mBoi May 22, 2016

saggy dong

The man the myth the legend who wears tight pajama pants that define the lines of his penis, hence the name saggy dong.

"Senior saggy dong sold me some crack last ween behind Walmart "

by Duck pickle May 10, 2016

Vagina-dong

Pertaining to heterosexual intercourse; placing the vagina and penis in close proximity or conjoined genitalia

My fiancé said no Vagina-donging until next week

by Big Nasty April 23, 2016

Dong-crete

Dried and hardened semen.

After a full night of love making, my sheets were crusty with dong-crete.

by fishless12 August 19, 2016

duck dong

Small dick

Yo, Isabella said that guy had a duck dong

by Rick-and-josh August 8, 2016

Dong bomb

Heimerdinger's stun/slow bomb

That dong bomb hit me so I'm dead

by Donger's bomb May 5, 2018