Flossing the Dolphin

1)Masturbation

2)Jerking the chain

3)Wanking it

I can't believe that kid was flossing the dolphin in the third floor bathroom.

by NJA December 2, 2005

dolphin worshipping athiest parents

The hardest thing in the world to rebel against.

Daughter: Mom, Dad, I'm going to go whore myself for drugs.
Dolphin Worshipping Athiest Parents: Allright, you might want to try showing a little thigh, dear.
Daughter: You're so lame. Like, folk-rock on!

by p@$$ing thr.ugh March 12, 2010

Pet My Dolphin

Pet my dolphin is another word for handjob

My new girlfriend wants to pet my dolphin.

by Yuliana November 22, 2005

dolphin dick

kyle davis

is that kyle, yeah hes a dolphin dick

by Ohfewfgggbnhtrex March 20, 2019

Dolphining

Using only core strength and no arms or upper body strength during sexual intercourse. Having sex without using arms at all, floundering around like a dolphin outside of water

Rumor has it that Joel has gotten really good at dolphining, his core strength is so good he doesn't need to use his arms during sex!

by TieFighter November 20, 2010

bottled nose dolphin

penis male genetalia

I'd sure like to let my bottled nose dolphin swim in her fish tank

by HondaHomie07 April 24, 2004

flog the dolphin

to dunk a girls head under water while you"re doing her doggy style

i met this skank at a bar and she let me flog the dolphin

by conradical55 January 8, 2011