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Cyber Docking

While Skyping, rubbing one's cock against the computer screen while your partner also does the same. Must be done to completion to count as true Cyber Docking.
Yo bro, I just engaged in cyber docking with my homey in London. Now my monitor is a mess.
by Dr. Awesome23 April 12, 2011
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Doctor Killjoy

Sometimes abbreviated as "Dr. Killjoy." Coined by N.E.R.D in the song "Anti Matter." A Doctor Killjoy is someone who makes it their business to ruin, take large dumps on, and/or "shoot up" your party or the party you are attending.
Person 1: Haha, I just pooped on your carpet, man!
Person 2: Why you doctor Killjoy, shooting up the party?
by Achilles015 June 6, 2009
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docfight

Docfight (noun, verb)

/'dok - fite/

1. (noun) A knowledge-centric battle between two ambitious medical students to determine which is intellectually superior, generally revolving around the diagnosis and/or treatment of extremely rare illnesses. Often instigated by a hierarchically-superior medical professional assaulting an intellectually inferior colleague with a battery of medical questions as a form of teaching, which is informally referred to as "pimping" due to the repeated violation the poor saps are subjected to. The two docfighting students, sensing weakness, will then pounce and begin to shout out the correct answers.

2. (verb) The act of engaging in a docfight.

Etymology: Derived from the analogous noun "cockfight."
Did you hear about when Dave and Kelly got into a docfight about the physical findings in Androgen Insensitivity Syndrome? The attending was pimping poor Steve, but of course he had no clue; Dave quickly said intra-abdominal testes and scant pubic hair, but then out of nowhere, Kelly whipped out enlarged breasts! Needless to say, we were all stunned.
by doctor trey November 12, 2010
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Boob Docking

When two bare chested women align nipples and breast meat and cascade the breast together forming a "boob dock"
Jasmine and Elektra had one helluva a boob docking last night on stage 3!
by OLBaID October 17, 2012
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Funk Doctor

by Diego November 11, 2003
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Double Docking

The act of two uncircumcised men placing the head of their penis's inside the foreskin of the other penis at the same time.
Patty injured his foreskin while double docking Wilke.
by Dockee December 9, 2008
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space dock

I space docked your momma last night and went to sleep.
by NothinButDaTruth April 30, 2006
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