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dingle berry

the true definition of the word dingle berry lies here.
a dingle berry is the little pieces of toilet paper that are entangled in the hairs of the pubic or anal regions. usually these pieces have a brownish tint and are crusty in nature. They resemble cocoons on a spiders web. they usually hurt when trying to remove because they require pulling out the hair they are stuck to straight from the follicle.
Man, I was so pumped!!!!!
You know that hot girl I met at the bar, well we went to do a 69 but as I moved closer to her snatch, it resembled a dingle berry patch!!!!!!!!!!!
by IFILLALLHOLES December 28, 2007
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Dingle

Sorry little inbreed with a low IQ. This sort of person normally resides in such small towns as Hythe where everyone sleeps with everyone else.
You only need to watch Emmerdale... or you could just visit Hythe.
by Mr Happy January 8, 2004
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Dingle

This is an Edinburgh term used to insult of belittle an individual. The term is similar yet far more offencive than the conventional idiot.
He's a pure dingle by the way.
by coco Brennan hertz boy July 8, 2006
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Dingle Shrapnel

A showering of "dingle shrapnel" is caused by spraying one's sweaty taint and ass with a can of computer duster.
After a long round of golf on a hot day, Jimmy decided to skip a shower and cool down by spraying a can of computer duster from his balls to his taint. The dingle shrapnel was shooting everywhere and we couldn't believe how they stuck to the walls.
by ocean recruiter August 4, 2010
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DingleBear

Running around, usually in a sport, with a huge grizzly bear chomping on your dingleberries.
Whoa dude, that dinglebear just totally cleaned my arse dingles!!!!
by yankees714 December 7, 2011
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Dingle-Fuck

"Man, there's so much dingle-fuck dried up on my inner thigh."
"Could be worse, at least you don't have any cinnafloss"
by The Clam Burglar January 30, 2012
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Dingle Berry But Lick

A person who licks a Piece of hard poop off another persons but hole
"Dude Shut up" Why dont you-you dingle berry but lick!
by Bryce Wright April 30, 2010
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