Dildo

The gender-reversal of a Fag Hag; A guy who predominantly hangs out with Lesbians.

Dude, stop being such a Dildo, it's not like they're gonna invite you to join in.

by Avanator September 1, 2007

turd dildo

1)A sure fire way to get pin worm trichonosis and various other shit borne diseases.
2)A german erotic toy used to stimulate sexual response from gay nazi sympathizers.
3) A small brown cylinder composed of fecal matter.
4) An incredibly stupid person usually lacking and thinking skills or common sense.
5) Being stiffed on something valuable or meaningful by a close friend or family member.

1)Grandma used to play with a turd dildo now she is very ill.
2)Colonel Nimitz inserted the turd dildo into his rectum .
3) There are museums with turd dildos in glass cases on shelves , waiting to used in case of emergency.
4)You are a silly turd dildo Mark, Trout Sniffer is a lesbian.
5) Losing that pendant to my aunt willow was a real turd dildo.

by toe October 15, 2004

Dialogue Circle

n. A congregation of collegues, who in turn have become friends. These meetings are required to have alcohol being consumed by each of the members. Often disscusion at these meeings ranges from politics to women.

The only thing that is getting me throught the week is the thought of Friday's Dialogue Circle.

by Advisor Of Sorts November 14, 2006

DildoDay

1. Having a Dildo inserted into a person's anus and keeping it their all day. 2. Preforming daily activities with a Dildo in a person's body.

I had a DildoDay and now I can't get the Dildo out!!

by the2ndflood December 9, 2007

Dildo Merchant

1.) A person who sells Dildos or other sex toys for a living.

2.) An insult used by kids with special needs.

'Dude shut up your dad's a dildo merchant'

by Cow1337Killr March 21, 2010

dildocam

A small, poor quality camera. Often the mega-pixels are at highest, a 3. Photos are often grainy, blurry, and cannot focus on an object.

Oh hai, I love photography and I plan on going to an art institute to show off the skills I have. Do you think pictures I take with my dildocam will make it? They're blurry but I managed to sharpen them on my illegal copy of photoshop.

by ashleymalicious July 6, 2010

dildo stomp

when a kinky person bends over raising their ass in the air and their partner inserts a dildo into the asshole and then stomps said dildo penetrating deep and into the ass.

i told that honkey to bite the pillow so i could dildo stomp dat bitch.

by frankenshit August 11, 2010