deuce

what you say when you're saying goodbye
it means peace out.

"Deuce".

by j dub December 10, 2002

deuce

(n) a word used by a modern teenaged audiance in place of fuck and shit. Usually based from Stewie of Family Guy

What the Deuce?
Deuce this place, there's nothing going on!

by S.A.K. June 25, 2005

stitching a deuce

When you knock someone unconscience and tie their hands behind their back. From here you take a shit in their mouth, and sew their mouth up. As they awaken, they will gag and throw up in their mouth, choking them and burning the inside of the throat; resulting in death.

John is stitching a deuce in P-Nap.

by Jooee Kerr February 12, 2008

Deuce Deuce

Your second poop of the day.

- How you feeling?

- Better now after my deuce deuce. I made a run for the boarder WAY too late last night.

by tyc303 July 29, 2010

Deduction

1) An idea formed by deducing.

2) Subtraction.

1) I made the deduction that somebody had stolen my goldfish for revenge after putting the clues all together.

2) The ten-point deduction in round two really stomped out his internal fire; he just played the rest of the rounds out after that and took the loss.

by Diggity Monkeez March 12, 2005

chunk the deuce

Using your hands to throw up a sideways peace sign and then chunk it up and down.

As connor was leaving school he ran into to bud entering the school and they both decided to chunk the deuce out their car windows at the same time

by Groundball stats April 28, 2011

Deuce Kitty

The definition of Deuce Kitty is when the alaskin pipeline goes wrong. The shit in the condom melts and it breaks open in the pussy. Deuce (shit) Kitty (pussy)

Thankyou Rowan

Damn this alaskin pipeline just deuce kitty in me!

by pokealotasmot420 December 8, 2010