To jack-off (masturbate) whilst defecating (pooping). Name comes from Cadbury Top Deck chocolate, white chocolate top with milk (brown) chocolate bottom.
by Pazzy August 18, 2025

Bruno’s long decadent dick. When hard it points straight out and curve upwards towards the tip area. In a special occurrence it will curve to the right. You can do what ever you want with it as long as you co own it but only one other does…
by Skunkeim July 29, 2024

Guy 1: Dude, have you finished the 80s summer hit mix already? It has to be uploaded over an hour.
Guy 2: Oh crap I forgot all about that! Time to hit the deck!
Guy 2: Oh crap I forgot all about that! Time to hit the deck!
by Boomer the Lancaster bomber July 14, 2021

by eatpubes August 27, 2023

To Deck is to hit someone hard enough to knock them out. The most used move to 'deck' someone is to grab their face and bring it down onto your knee, thus decking them in the schnozz (nose).
by Rondour December 29, 2020

by Cameran442113 June 14, 2021

A very often mispronounced surname that is quite rare, originating in German, meaning "blanket" or "arch/ceiling."
It's basically the greatest last name on earth.
It's basically the greatest last name on earth.
by Mr. Zachster August 2, 2008
