Dave Trap

When a fellow by the Dave sets you up in a trap. He will use his mind game skills to lure you into doing something completely and utterly stupid. You will then, once in the trap, realize how stupid you were for falling for the Dave trap.

John: How'd your day go Chuck?

Chuck: I got caught in another fucking Dave trap today...

John: You must have downs..

Chuck: I know I'm never getting caught in a Dave trap again..

*phone rings*

Chuck: Oh hey Dave? The Movies? Now? Be right there!

John: *facepalm*

by The Alex Dad December 7, 2009

Dave Kopay

Former Washington Huskies football team captain and NFL journeyman running back for a decade. Admitted he was gay, the first to do so in pro football, to the Washington Post in 1975, showing courage a lot of Americans could learn from.

Dave Kopay was ahead of his time considering very few athletes have come out of the closet 30+ years later.

by BonQuiQui4eva January 1, 2011

Daved

verb: to Dave
definition: to accidentally injure a part of ones body or ones surroundings in a ridiculous manner regularly

Person 1: 'Did he hurt himself again?'

Person 2: 'Yeah, he Daved his wrist when he Daved a chair when he sat on it and it collapsed'
Person 1: 'Wasn't it about this time last year that he Daved his ankle on a trampoline in the park on a night out?'
Person 2: 'Nah, about this time 2 years ago'

by Stelf123 May 14, 2018

Emo Dave

A person named Dave, who more likely than not, is emotional aka emo. Therfore, his click can tag the nickname, "emo dave" to his resume. This kid can usually be found at the punk rock concerts, in the bathroom cutting himself, in the girls clothing stores, and clashing on guitars with his wannabe band (usually his best friends, who as well, are very emo) it should be noted emo is a disease and spreads among everyone this kid, dave, is connected to.)

You: Yo emo dave are those new jeans?

EmoDave: Nah, they're my sisters.

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You (to a kid whos just cut his wrists): Stop being such an emo dave! fuck!

by Greg Fitzpatrick September 16, 2008

Dave It

When you have an annoying female constantly in your ear and you want to get rid of that chick, you pass her on to Dave and she'll never bother you again. You will feel free and as for that chick..........see "Poor Life Decisions"

"I have the perfect solution to deal with that chick that's been bothering you! All you need to do is DAVE IT"

"Dave it! Dave it good"

by jjjggg August 12, 2009

dave the beer

A derogatory term for throwing out a beer that is dirty, has "floatsies", is warm, or is generally just undesirable when playing beer pong.

"Don't dave the beer, you vagina!"

"The worst way to waste beer is to dave it."

by The Jonstrosity July 3, 2008

Hedo Dave

Married mature man who's wife is sufficiently open minded and properly trained so that she presents other woman to her husband.

This Hedo Dave have a very busy week-end coming his way.

by Marky Mark October 7, 2003