winkey wonkey donkey

An Australian children's book often used to describe annoying people.

Jared YOU ARE A WINKEY WONKEY DONKEY!!!

by Jon Mclinkski August 9, 2020

donkey fuckers

what the racist watt calls the Irish

i think all irish people are donkey fuckers, said the watt in an online guestbook which was traced to his place of work

by watt is a racist June 23, 2004

donkey swing

The lesser known and even lesser appreciated version of the Donkey Punch, wherein you perform the normal acts of a donkey punch but then proceed to grab onto a ceiling fan and swing around over her unconscious body, trying to shit in her mouth.

"Man, sex with Michelle has been getting boring lately"
"Have you tried to donkey punch?"
"Yeah, it doesn't help."
"How about the donkey swing?"
"Bitchin!!"

by T Unit October 8, 2005

drop the dead donkey

v. (chiefly British): To run a controversial or inflammatory television news story. A television news story constructed specifically to boost ratings through controversy. A television news story crafted for shock value.

We'll start the news cast with the story about the firefighters rescuing the kitten from the cherry tree. Then we'll drop the dead donkey, and run the story about how they fed it to the firehouse Dalmatian afterwards.

by parisofpriam February 4, 2006

Donkey Raping Shit Eater

One that rapes donkeys and eats shit. Both acts need not be prefromed at the same time, or even be preformed at all. Commonly used to insult people when a lack of tact is required.

First example as used in SouthPark:The Mov ie. By Eric Cartman.

Second Example
One that is known as Simon.

by JabberWalkie April 15, 2005

DonkeyDini

A combination of the Donkey Punch and classic Houdini. After knocking your partner out, keep your cock erect and wait for them to wake up. When they do, cum in their face.

I Donkey punched you sister last night but didn't cum before she went limp. So I pulled a DonkeyDini instead.

by JJBlackink April 11, 2008

dankerchief

A handkerchief made out of very potent marijuana. Also can be used to describe a handkerchief with a "far-out" design.

Shit. I need to blow my nose, but I don't want to get snot on my dinosaur Jedi knights fighting robot pterodactyls from their unicorn steeds.

Dude. That is a bad-ass dankerchief.

by azngeek714 April 20, 2010