Cum-Dumb

Sexual Nirvana: The point of extreme sexual satisfaction and/or gratification which leaves you unable to speak properly, think clearly, or function correctly in even the simplest of tasks. (Eg: Talking is impossible, as you are left staring blankly into nothingness.)

The State of mind that you are left-in after experiencing the MOST INTENSE ORGASMIC BLISS.

Someone who is 'Cum-Dumb' could very easily walk right off a cliff without even noticing because all they can think about is their intense orgasm, and nothing of potential dangers around them.

Someone who is 'Cum-Dumb' should NOT operate heavy machinery, or drive any sort of vehicle, etc.

by MeTarded August 7, 2007

Cum Monkey

A individual with simplistic mind and a smooth brain who can only think about the next time he will cum.

Wow, George is such a cum monkey he ditched us to hang with Isabel.

by Money Isn't Real February 9, 2021

cum gutters

on muscular/ripped guys, the lines on both sides that lead from the hips towards the groin. the indention is the cum gutter.

after jacking off to completion, jeff admired his seed dripping down his cum gutters and back on to his nut sack.

by taint specialist June 16, 2005

cum hanky

A Hanky or Handkerchief that is used frequently for masturbation.

damn Mandy is so fuckin'hot - I need to shoot a big load into my cum hanky

by hankie cuma March 17, 2008

Cum Clap

when a guy cums on a girl's ass and then she starts booty clapping .

Lisa turned me on to the max when she started to cum clap !

by realyoman June 18, 2017

Christmas Cumming

A poem to celebrate the coming of Christmas!

'Christmas Cumming'

With a tip of his hat,
and a flick of his dick.
He covered me in liquid,
so smooth and so slick.
I felt him inside me,
his sausage was thick.
But all I could say was,
Oh! Saint Nick!

by OrganicGodSlayer November 11, 2020

cum-dumpster

(Noun) A promiscuous person who has indiscriminate sexual relations with damn near everyone.

Nikki's girl was such the cum-dumpster, and yet the clueless, naive idiot revered her like a queen while most reamed her like the easy, sleazy ho she was.

by Nikki Stixx September 10, 2020