Chickenera Flamingitis

A rare illness in which one has a consistent urge to eat chicken flamingo for breakfast lunch and dinner; including dessert. There is currently no cure; only treatment is to continue to eat some tasty chicken flamingo and live a happy life.

My friend can’t come out tonight; he has Chickenera Flamingitis.

by VillaRosaLover September 16, 2019

cricket spider

What a normal cricket looks like when you’re smoking that crack rock

Steve, did you just see that big fucking cricket spider try to karate chop my ass??

by Rashy Dwarf October 1, 2019

Cricket in a sucker

When a guy plucks his pubes and sticks them onto his feces then proceeds to insert that hairy log into his significant other's vag causing her to be tickled and rub her legs together like a cricket

Did you hear? Donald gave his girl a cricket in a sucker and now she has HPV

by Johnny Applehands October 29, 2019

Cracksterbate

Masturbating on crack

Last night at the party I went into the bathroom and cracksterbated.

by Dr. Anthony fernadando III November 11, 2019

Cricket

The act of rubbing ones legs together after first entering the bed. Typically when it’s cold and you have just changed the sheets.

I can’t wait to cricket tonight

by Cricket804 December 29, 2019

Chickaterian

A person who only eats chicken. However, the chicken is only white meat.

“Do you wanna go to In n Out”
“Oh, well Im actually a chickaterian, but i’ll just order the grilled cheese”

by Chickaburgaterian May 15, 2020

cricketphobia

Cricketphobia describes people who hate and are annoyed by people who play or like the game of cricket.

"Would you like to hangout with Alex?"
"No ,I don't think so, since he plays cricket and I have cricketphobia"

by Mr cricket May 28, 2020