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Cricket Stiff

Robbie C Jones, Bats 9 Bearly bowls as a 7th former in a young team. Used to have promise but that is long gone due to him being whipped to the miss for over a year now. Gets called down to training as VC and bowls 3 balls in 3 hours and doesn't bat but is still happy to command the troupes in the field due to his love affair with the old and wise.
Robbie ya fucking stiff. Fuck u love cricket cunt. Fucking cricket stiff
by RCJ,GB February 2, 2021
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Cricket Wank

A bit like the stranger but wearing your batting gloves and your favourite teams bucket hat
His missus was away and his team had won so he celebrated with a cricket wank
by Mungki_ September 15, 2024
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Cave Cricket

n/v. Femal in connotation. A girl that you would never contact during daylight hours. She is someone you meet up with late at night typically past 2am as a last resort because you know a cave cricket is nocturnal, out and about, and down. The ultimate goal
when soliciting a cave cricket is to mate. Not seen
Or heard from during day night hours. Night night.

Jersey origins.

Synonyms - whore
Yo bro, it's 3am...who you texting? Oh must be that cave cricket.
by PaulGold August 4, 2014
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Pakistani cricket team

A team who'll give you regular mini heart attacks during matches
Yay! the Pakistani cricket team finally defeated India and saved us from death
by Taekookaremyhubands<3 November 25, 2021
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Cricket

It’s the sport you play when you suck at football (aka soccer).
Barry sucked at football as youth, so he tried out for the cricket team instead.
by Fred P. Snarffington June 7, 2024
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Shit cricket

Stubborn little fucks that just won’t ever shut the hell up, I’d say one of the worst bugs ever created in Gods green earth
Man I can’t get no sleep, those damn shit crickets won’t shut the hell up
by Hashsimons September 13, 2020
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get it cricket

a backhanded remark/ compliment
get it cricketdarla said to ston tron
by stontron June 23, 2022
mugGet the get it cricketmug.

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