by Miscommunicate November 07, 2023
A man who goes to any motor vehicle event in Florida, specifically Tallahassee and pays middle aged women in jorts for snapshots of their beaver. Most likely drives an Elcamino or a Ranchero.
The ladies down at the piggly wiggly all give me dirty looks now that they know I'm a Mullet Cooter Cruiser.
by Reverend Gibs May 02, 2024
by 4realazitgits March 05, 2021
Boy look at her in that swimsuit... Crawlspace Cooter
Or for people in Alabama: "Did you see that ewe at the livestock auction, talk about some Crawlspace Cooter."
Or for people in Alabama: "Did you see that ewe at the livestock auction, talk about some Crawlspace Cooter."
by Ughhhhhhhjhj September 10, 2021
The eating out of a vagina.
Here's a free "Cooter Moocher" pass card honey, for whenever you'd like. I don't even mind if it's right when we're picking up Duggy from Camp K-9, I'm sure he'd love to join in too!
by okpank February 22, 2011
He is a cooter commander
by Cooter Commander March 02, 2017