by Mat/Mark January 15, 2023
Get the Conversation of mishapmug. Multiple Conversation Disorder, commonly known as MCD, is a disorder that ravages people most likely with some form of ADD. It is the natural tendency to have many ongoing conversations at once, with no common coherency or relation to each other. It mostly occurs between people who are awesome.
Simulated text conversation with multiple conversation disorder:
You suck.
Your favorite color is blue right?
Why doesn't Netflix have the Nightmare Before Christmas?! D:
You suck.
Your favorite color is blue right?
Why doesn't Netflix have the Nightmare Before Christmas?! D:
by victim_of_MCD December 27, 2011
Get the multiple conversation disordermug. Similar to the classic bogart who wont pass the joint while others are waiting, this type of bogart comes into groups and social occasions, sucking up as much attention, conversation and energy as they can. bogart motivation factors can be sexual, social, energy suck or attention suck, sometimes no motivation as that is just who they are (habitually loud, rude, obnoxious,self-centered, self-seeking or inconsiderate. tactics of conversation bogarts may include but not limited to: -Overtalking, loudtalking or overvoluming everyone else in the room.
-Interrupting others, strategically ignoring others, or monologging so as to leave no room for anyone else to speak.
-Acting, or including elements of performance art into the bogarting for maximum effect. Can include dramatazition, apparel and makeup techniques etc.
-Sizing, size intimidation, strategic placement of a big fat body in a room, so as to insure all communications are interceptable or controllable, placement of the big fat body may also be in a place where everyone must look at the bogart. persons interested in talking to or saying hello to others or must somehow signal them to summon them away. Conversation bogarts may be covertly aware of this enjoy holding others at bay. Chronic conversation bogarts may be oblivious to others. Strategic conversation bogarts maintain intentional obliviousness..
-Cock blocking or fem blocking, where the conversation bogart uses sex, or gender preference to determine strategy.
-Interrupting others, strategically ignoring others, or monologging so as to leave no room for anyone else to speak.
-Acting, or including elements of performance art into the bogarting for maximum effect. Can include dramatazition, apparel and makeup techniques etc.
-Sizing, size intimidation, strategic placement of a big fat body in a room, so as to insure all communications are interceptable or controllable, placement of the big fat body may also be in a place where everyone must look at the bogart. persons interested in talking to or saying hello to others or must somehow signal them to summon them away. Conversation bogarts may be covertly aware of this enjoy holding others at bay. Chronic conversation bogarts may be oblivious to others. Strategic conversation bogarts maintain intentional obliviousness..
-Cock blocking or fem blocking, where the conversation bogart uses sex, or gender preference to determine strategy.
“Lenny is such a fat fuck, every time he is around I do not bother to try to talk to anyone, because he’s a conversation bogart”
“Did you see how Elaine kept moving in on Sally and Patty over there? I wanted to talk to Sally but I couldn’t even get near her or get a word in edgewise. What a conversation bogart!”
“Did you see how Elaine kept moving in on Sally and Patty over there? I wanted to talk to Sally but I couldn’t even get near her or get a word in edgewise. What a conversation bogart!”
by switchboardpub May 25, 2015
Get the conversation bogartmug. Basically talking to someone. This word is a combination of two words: conversation and communicate. The result being much the same but with double the effect.
by The real C mama January 7, 2022
Get the Conversicatemug. Nice converses tall person
by Ticklepickle445 October 11, 2021
Get the Conversesmug. Overheard or participated in conversations and or scenarios relating to biosecurity measures in social distancing during to the corona virus outbreak to prevent passing or bio matter from one person to the next that are absurd in nature.
71 year old lady has a fall and goes face first into the concrete lined tar road.
Social distancing conversation:
Woman stands 3 meters away and says:
"Are you ok? I don't want to get to close because I don't know what you have".
Social distancing conversations:
"Stay five feet away from me" a lady screeched at me while holding a large walking stick to to both threaten me and measure the distance between us.
Darling, we are in an aisle in the pharmacy, and you're shitting bricks and ready to clout me with your walking stick because I asked if you were in line.
Social distancing conversation:
Woman stands 3 meters away and says:
"Are you ok? I don't want to get to close because I don't know what you have".
Social distancing conversations:
"Stay five feet away from me" a lady screeched at me while holding a large walking stick to to both threaten me and measure the distance between us.
Darling, we are in an aisle in the pharmacy, and you're shitting bricks and ready to clout me with your walking stick because I asked if you were in line.
by Rusty spork March 24, 2020
Get the social distancing conversationsmug. by Jaslene:) September 3, 2021
Get the Sapnaps conversemug.